The Republican candidate field is down in sunny Florida, so you know red meat is going to be tossed out to the voters.
We know most of the flavors of red meat: anti-abortion sirloin, anti-tax filets, a lovely great slab of corporatist meat loaf.
For Florida, though, we have to have another strip of red meat tossed out to the usually quite conservative Cuban-Americans - the anti-Castro T-bone.
It's been a Republican mainstay in Florida to bash the hell out of Castro and predict the imminent collapse of the Communist government there. Oddly enough, we've heard that rhetoric ever since the Cuban Revolution back in 1959.
Which leads me to Fidel Castro.
Fidel has outlasted US Presidents from Eisenhower to GW Bush, and I think that his position as America's favorite bugaboo has given him a unique perspective on Presidential politics.
So in response to the usual rhetorical bashing, Fidel penned an editorial that the Cuban press duly transmitted. He stated in his editorial that "The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is – and I mean this seriously – the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been."
I'll stress one line: " . . . the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been."
Like I said, he has an interesting perspective on matters, doesn't he?
Now, two days ago, GOP candidate Newt Gingrich opened his gaping maw to more than justify Fidel's statement.
In a statement to a group of Hispanic leaders here in Florida, Newt said, "So one of my goals would be to flood the island with enough cellphones that are video cameras that any act of oppression is filmed by 30 people, and they start posting them: this person will be on the list after the revolution. You watch the morale of the police force drop dramatically as they are no longer all powerful."
Got that? Flooding Cuba with cell phone cameras will topple the Cuban government.
If it confuses you, it also confused the hell out of the audience.
In the same article, we also have Mitt Romney talking to the same group. He sounded like he was wishing the Eighties were still here, as he gawped that Castro's Cuba and Chavez's Venezuela pose existential threats to the United States and cited possible influence by them upon Ecuador and Guatemala.
Things aren't going well for the GOP Clown Car, but you gave to agree:
Castro was right.