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Sunday, June 19

Happy Father's Day

Ponderables for Dad


Sarah Palin was being interviewed by a reporter for a major network. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Sarah quickly responded, "The living one."

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The worst thing about being an American is that you THINK you're really living better than every other country.

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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If sheep could cook, Republicans would never marry.

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The Republican Politician proclaims that all Americans live in the best of all possible worlds; and the Democratic Politician believes this is true.

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Is Fox News American for Pravda?

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The worst thing about hell is that you THINK you're having a really good time.

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Corporate Welfare:

The transfer of money from poor people in America to
rich people America.

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We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

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Is growing old a right or privilege?
Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

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Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw



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