Some one sent this to me but didn't cite the source. Who ever penned it needs kudos!
I'm sure some of us can fill in the blank and maybe email to the appropriate business!
Your call is very important to us.
All operators are currently assisting other callers.
Your call will be answered in the order it was received.
There are currently five thousand two hundred and eighty six calls ahead of yours.
Your approximate wait time is two point nine centuries.
Thank you for using ________ (fill in the Blank)