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Saturday, March 5

UNEMPLOYMENT DROPS!!!

























UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN TO 8.9%!!!



Woohoo!

Time to celebrate! It's only taken 2 fucking years for the wonderful people of the Obama Administration to completely undo the bullshit and unemployment the Bush Administration caused in 8 years.

At this rate we'll be at 8% unemployment by 2011...and less than 7% by election time 2012! Who'd a thunk it? Great planning. Whoopie! Way to go Barry!

Now let's show some good ol' Amurikan Bipartisan ship and all get behind the Republicans and Tea Partisans and Blue Dogs and Barry and Timmy and Hanky and Johnny and get rid of those nasty things we all know are causing unemployment, such as:

Laws Overturning Job Outsourcing
Social Security
Unions
Health Care for the Lazy
Medicare
Medicaid
Public Education
Abortion
Planned Parenthood
Contraception
High Taxes on Big Business
Women's Rights
Minority Voters
Immigrants of all types
Low Fuel Prices
Low Income Housing
LIHEAP
Too much Regulation on Banks
Too much Regulation on Wall Street
Incandescent Bulb Advocates
Tree Huggers and Environmentalist
Climate Change Supporters
National Public Radio, Television and the Arts
The other 20 some Amendments

Maybe in Khruschev's "We will bury you" speech,
he didn't spell "BURY" correctly. Either that or he was way ahead of his time.

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