Even the alarm on the old clock couldn't do what it was supposed to do.
"Win the Future" Uh...yeah. But can we afford the tax on the winnings? Doubtful!
"Poised for Progress"...another Bushism. Was he talking about Business or us po' folk?
Someone at Balloon-Juice posted that both of those catch phrases were direct quotes from Mao's Little Red Book. Nice touch!
State of the UNION? Like other unions, those in power want to break it...and are going to do everything in their power to make it so. And it looks as though we're doing everything we can to help them.