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Monday, April 5

Code of Anti-Socialism

What happens when you show up at a tea party with a 'no-medicare' pledge from Thom Hartmann





Found this on Raw Story Comments:

I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:
I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.
I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
  • · Social Security
  • · Medicare/Medicaid
  • · State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
  • · Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
  • · US Postal Service
  • · Roads and Highways
  • · Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
  • · The US Railway System
  • · Public Subways and Metro Systems
  • · Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
  • · Rest Areas on Highways
  • · Sidewalks
  • · All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
  • · Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
  • · Public and State Universities and Colleges
  • · Public Primary and Secondary Schools
  • · Sesame Street
  • · Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
  • · Public Museums
  • · Libraries
  • · Public Parks and Beaches
  • · State and National Parks
  • · Public Zoos
  • · Unemployment Insurance
  • · Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
  • · Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
  • · Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
  • · Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
  • · Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
  • · Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
  • · Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
  • · Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
  • · The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
  • · The government-operated Statue of Liberty
  • · The Grand Canyon
  • · The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
  • · The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
  • · All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.
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Signed
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Printed Name/Town and State

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