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Thursday, March 11

So THAT'S What's Wrong

Silly us.

Here it was always assumed that the current crop of sex, pedophilia, and child abuse scandals currently plaguing the Catholic Church were the fault of sexually repressed celibates whose semen has backed up into the brains and fried what was left of their synapses.

Silly us.

The official Vatican Exorcist (yes, there actually is one, and he looks nothing like Max von Sydow) has a better explanation.

Satan is stinking up the place around St. Peter's.



If this schlock says that "The Devil made them do it," I expect the estate of the late Flip Wilson to sue their surplices off.

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