A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can have sexual intercourse
With a horse
Of course ...
That's because it's against the law, as a man named James Tait discovered in Columbia, Tennessee recently. He was caught and arrested having sex with stud horses, ponies and dogs on a farm there, and it's not the first time, either.
I shall wait for the collective "Eww!" to die down.
I mean, honestly, aren't there enough hookers in the world that a guy has to trespass beyond his own species to get some kicks?
Just remember this, zoophiles:
Neigh Means Neigh!