A 74-year old woman was attacked at her home in Lakeland, Florida yesterday.
Not by a street gang, or some rapist, or even by a common thug.
She was attacked by raccoons.
Presumably it was a mother and her four kits, and they attacked either because the woman (who is in the hospital in stable condition) surprised them or she got between them and their dinner.
So animal control's looking for Ma Barker and her kids, under the assumption that the whole group was rabid.
At least they didn't come up to her doing this: