The United States Army is out looking for a few thieves.
Yes, you heard me.
These people, using forged paperwork, managed to steal 10 million gallons of jet and diesel fuel from the Army's Camp Liberty in Iraq in 2007 and 2008. That amounts to about $40 million in fuel.
This is yet another yummy slice of fecal matter to be added to the already-full-to-bursting sack of flaming poo to be deposited at the doorstep of George W. Bush. I want a piece of this dry-drunk wastrel just for the $9 Billion - in cash - that simply disappeared from Iraq after it was loaded, in pallets of $100 bills, and shipped out in transport aircraft.
So, excuse me if I say, simply and forthrightly.
What. The. Fuck?!