I'm not even going to comment on this:
Husband's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
November 13, 2008 - 9:52AM
A Brazilian woman was killed by her husband's coffin on the way to the cemetery to bury him, police said.
Marciana Silva Barcelos, 67, was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the coffin slammed into her neck during a traffic accident.
She died instantly.
Her husband Josi Silveira Coimbra, 76, died of a heart attack while dancing at a party on Sunday.
The events took place in the southern Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul.