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Friday, October 10

And Now the News We Really Don't Give a Shit About

There are only a select few routes high-profile husbands can take when caught screwing women who are not their wives, the two most popular being the Duchovnian sex-addict gambit (porn fees apply), and the other being the wifey-ignored-my-boners approach given, in an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, by Christie Brinkley ex Peter Cook. Neither way is particularly appealing, but then, hey, these are their reputations—and in Cook's case, his former wife's ex-husband's money—they're dealing with.

Cook tells Walters that, in slutting around and racking up massive porn bills, he "was seeking a connection I could not find in my own marriage. I think the emotional aspect of our lives had changed. I think we were both feeling more like we were living with a brother and sister than a life partner." So, the story goes, he went off and found that connection with his buxom 18-year-old employee.
In the interview airing Friday night Cook seemingly does away with the pesky confidentiality agreement under which he and Brinkley ended their messy divorce recently (his $2.1 million settlement is said to have gone mostly to legal fees), saying, "I wanted a little acknowledgment, a little attention, a little thank you every now and then for my efforts, for the amount of time I took to care for her and my family, for the wealth I was building." Ha ha, whoa! But that's not to say he's broken completely: "My hope is that the world see that I'm not the scumbag pervert that I've been painted to be."
Anyway, Peter. The takeway? Go the sex-addict route, cornered horny husbands. There's nothing worse than a certifiable narcissit losing it all and returning as a whiny little bitch in a Barbara Walters interview.

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