Because voters might think they're voting for Mackenzie Allen. Never underestimate the retardational quotient of the American voter. Right around 60 million or so voted for boygeorge. Twice.
Thanks and a flip of the blonde wig curls to Patricia of Lone Tree, who greatly astonished me when she asked during a conversation about Palin, "You know who she reminds me of?" When I replied, "Who?," she told me.