Rumors are buzzing that Hillary has been dispatched by Obama to take on Sarah Palin.
No sooner does Hillary gracefully exit stage right when, according to unconfirmed sources, she gets a 3:00 am phone call from Axelrod requesting her services on behalf of the Obama campaign to counter GOP veep candidate Sarah Palin, the gun toting, moose shooting, holy rolling, polar bear hating, mooseburger chomping, anti-choice rookie Alaskan governor who spent 15 million on a new sports center in the valley, leaving the small town of Wasilla, Alaska $22 million in debt . (That’s 22 million more than the debt she took on when taking on this lovely playtime as mayor.) 15 million just for a new sports center. A sports center! In the middle of the pristine Alaskan wilderness! Don’t these hippie Alaskans get enough cardio dogsled mushing and seal clubbing?
Although there is no confirmation back yet from Hillary’s peeps, Bullwinkle has signed on board to do whatever he can to “keep that Alaskan gunslinger from ever being near any nuclear triggers."
Will Sarah Palin unite the conservative evangelical base to deliver a GOP victory or will we all be asking "Sarah Who?" in less than two months?
"Hahahaha, What base? Who cares!" Laughs and laughs GOP presidential hopeful John McCain! "As long as I can at least get to first or second, she sure looks good to me!"