John McCainiac is in Sturgis with "the Boys" draggin' fer votes. Bein' the real Man's man he is, he offered up this twizzler;
From BarbinMD at Daily Kos...
"I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."
Shure cain't wait ta see Cindy Cakes with McCainiac's favorite (B)ush! Oh, wait! That's not what he called her!
I feel a picture 'spread' comin' on!