While all the commies are celebrating May Day, our own United States of America has a much more important celebration this day (and I hope that the George Bush National Holiday where banks, post offices, schools and the stock market are closed will fall on May First).
This is the day that commemorates May 1, 2003 where our President announced on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln off San Diego, "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed," while standing under a banner (that was supposedly the Navy's idea) that announced to the world, "Mission Accomplished." This was truly fantastic and I was so glad that I was wrong that Iraq didn't turn into a quagmire. I called all my friends to apologize for being an anti-war wussie.
What a wonderful day it was as I recall. The folks on the shores of San Diego California could see the ship just off the coast even though they weren't supposed to tell anyone that they saw the major photo op from the beach because the bushistas were pretending that the ship was waaaaay out at sea and on its way back to San Diego after winning the war. George Bush had to bravely fly in a fighter plane out to meet the ship. That is the day that he earned the title, "Chimpy McFlightsuit" Or "The Codpiece in Chief". His package was pulsing as seen in this photo.
So while the rest of the stupid world is celebrating jobs and labour and all that crap, we don't have to worry about that because war creates jo.... oh nevermind. War creates patriotism.
God Bless America, everyone!