I'm not sure when we will reach the bottom of the well of Florida "Teh Stoopid Burns" stories, but here is yet another one.
This man was fired from being a substitute teacher in Land o' Lakes, Florida because he performed a sleight of hand trick and made a toothpick disappear. Whereupon, he was called into the principal's office and fired for being a "wizard".
Maybe he's Harry Potter all grown up?
I don't particularly like picking on Florida. I spent most of my Wonder Bread years there, and remember it fondly. During my time there, I don't recall the place being the frank embarassment it since has become. I promise to stop doing Stoopid Florida posts when, well, Florida stops doing stuff worthy of Stoopid Florida posts.