NY police on Pope watch snatch river beaver
NEW YORK (Reuters) - New York police guarding the United Nations during Pope Benedict's visit on Friday made a rare discovery and rescue -- of a beaver struggling to swim past the world body's headquarters.
I hope they frisked him or at least made him open his trunk.
Soon after the pope left the United Nations, police harbour and scuba units patrolling the East River spotted the four-foot (1.20 metre) long, 40-pound (18-kg) animal. Beavers have only recently returned to the city with the first sighting of one in more than 200 years made in February 2007.
Lt. John Harkins, commanding officer, NYPD SCUBA, said in a statement that the animal had been tilting unnaturally and showed "laboured breathing." After securing it in a safety noose the officers pulled it aboard their vessel.
He did not say "laboured breathing." He said, "labored breathing." Dis is Noo Yawk, gaddammit.
"It has pretty big claws," Harkins said of the beaver which will be taken to an animal hospital.
I've never seen a beaver in the wild, in the NY metropolitan region in my life. This must be some sort of omen.