Florida Shines Once Again!
With apologies to Wanderer for jumping his home turf.
The Florida legislature is reconsidering its abstinence only sex education policy in light of a recent study showing some Florida teenagers believe you can prevent HIV by drinking a cap full of bleach. I believe that would also prevent you from living until your 18th birthday, but what do I know? The teens also think that a shot of Mountain Dew and that smoking pot will prevent pregnancy. Now, the latter I could see, because the teens would be so busy with the munchies they'd forget about having sex, but again, what do I know?
Alrighty, then . . .
Just because I can't resist, from the same news site:
Woman stabs husband over hot dog.
Mom drives getaway car for son.
Forget Kansas. What's the matter with Florida?
The Florida legislature is reconsidering its abstinence only sex education policy in light of a recent study showing some Florida teenagers believe you can prevent HIV by drinking a cap full of bleach. I believe that would also prevent you from living until your 18th birthday, but what do I know? The teens also think that a shot of Mountain Dew and that smoking pot will prevent pregnancy. Now, the latter I could see, because the teens would be so busy with the munchies they'd forget about having sex, but again, what do I know?
Alrighty, then . . .
Just because I can't resist, from the same news site:
Woman stabs husband over hot dog.
Mom drives getaway car for son.
Forget Kansas. What's the matter with Florida?
Posted by Red State Blues | 10:50 AM |
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