Inspired by Tom's comment of Sheryl Crow, and due to the fact that it's OFSP or OSPF, how about this:
What's your list of the 5 best looking or intelligent or savory or whatever guys (from the front or back)?
See if you can limit your choices to 5 of the finest kind of females you'd choose (top or bottom).
A reason for the selection would be nice, but I'm sure we'll understand if you just provide the drool.
I thought about a top ten list but that would be too easy. This way, you gotta think about them.
For mine, I was thinking of maybe Moms Mabley, Margaret Thatcher...wait! That's another list!