No, I don't have it. John Aravosis has it over at Americablog.
What's the scoop? The scoop is the poop. That is, he has pictures of boygeorge wiping himself off after A BIRD TOOK A SHIT ON HIM DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE.
I will now go out with bread scraps and bird feed, and also caution the stray cats that hang around my shop (4 of 'em at last count) to treat my feathered friends with more respect.
Maybe pigs can fly. Cows? I'll check it out.