There are times when I actually feel sorry for movie reviewers. Like many critics, some reviewers do nothing productive which makes them feel entitled to criticize the work done by creative people.
But I feel a debt to the staff over at Pajiba! (Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People) for the following two movie reviews:
And this one.
One strikes me as brain-squishingly bad, the other as hamster-splittingly nasty. You make the call as to which is which.