It seems like every year I always get stuck sitting around the dinner table next to this same old geezer who is a prime example of self-imposed ignorance and stupidity. Remind you of at least one friend/relative you see once a year at Christmas time? Anyway, this year he outdid himself. When I asked him, "What do you think of the situation in Beirut"?, he replied,
"I t'ink Babe Rut' was da greatest baseball player dat ever lived".