by Robert J. Elisberg
With intense fighting continuing, the Administration claims today that government forces have finally made significant headway in the War on Christmas. The intensity of the conflict, which recently marked its first anniversary, has caught many in the White House by surprise. Experts there initially believed it would never continue long past last Thanksgiving, certain that government forces would be greeted by visions of sugarplums.
It gets even better....
Thank you Mr. Elisberg -- you've made my day.
I am feeling much better already.
HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZAYEAR to you!!!
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Fellow blogger Comandante Agi is recruiting soldiers. Oh somebody help me! I'm on the floor -- I can't get up.......