One hundred women died and went to Heaven.
At the Gate of Heaven, they were stopped by St. Peter.
"Ladies, before we go any further and waste time with paperwork,
I am going to ask you a question to see if you qualify to enter"
said Peter, then asked:
"Those of you who cheated on your spouse, please raise your hand!"
Ninety nine of the women raised their hand.
"Ok Ladies, those of you that raised your hands turn around and go to Hell...
and please take this deaf woman with you!"