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Wednesday, June 7

Whatta fucking buzzkill.

6/6/06 my wide, white, gelatinous tattooed fanny.

Nobody likes a fucking TEASE.

Allllllllllll of the bible-banging sociopathic batshit-crazies have been swearin', up & down, all year, that the Rapture was a'comin' today and that we'd finally be FREE of the self-proclaimed-christian INFESTATION that's been driving this country into the two-holer with turbo-boost.

And here it is, 12:32A on 6/7/06, and NUTHIN'.

Not a one of 'em goin' "missing". No ugly nekkid people floating up into the air and freeing up the parking spaces. No Swaggart/Bakker/Roberts/Robertson mansions goin' begging for new inhabitants.

Not one blessed moment of silence from the speaking-in-tongues, snake-handlin' hand-wavers and the pompous, plugged-up pricks who think that they were put here to remind women that all your uterus belong to us.

I want my money back, gawddammit.

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