Happy Flag Day
Not only does wearing the flag make you look fat (horizontal stripes), it's illegal in DC.
It might also get you arrested in the District, under Section 4, paragraph (d) of the Federal Flag Code, Public Law 94-344 -- which specifically declares such "public display" in D.C. a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail.) WaPoHave you ever thought of how utterly modern the design of our flag is? It's assymetricalness was not in keeping with the art and design of the Founding Father's time. Read all about it in the design section at Washington Post: A Grand Old Flag And Very Modern Art
Did you know that a self waving flag has been invented? Live and learn.