If you haven't been reading Dark Wraith, you are missing out on very enlightening and colorful economics lessons made palatable. If you're like me, you slept through economics class or you skipped it altogether if you were smart. Now we can get up to speed.
I star in DW's latest post along with some babe named "Misty the Clam Digger", so naturally it's more interesting than usual. I even get to use and abuse Peter of Lone Tree in the story. What drama.
Amazingly, you get to learn that
"Inflation has one cause: too many clams chasing too few pineapples."
I would have been able to produce more pineapples, but I was busy designing a line of swimwear.