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Tuesday, February 14

Obsessive Compulsive Valentine's

My favorites from Timothy McSweeney's written by By Jenny Traig


Sweetheart, I've got you under my skin. I'll wash and wash, but you'll never come out.

I'm crazy for you! Get it?

Honey, I'm hot for you! It's like a fever. Do you think it's viral meningitis? I bet it is.

You and me, sitting in a tree—oh, wait, that doesn't sound very safe, does it?

It's hard to tell, what with all the SSRIs in my bloodstream, but I think I feel something for you.


I bet you guys could come up with some good OCD Valentines since you're all so witty.

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