"My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," he said. "We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves." -AP
Would someone please gag me with a spoon? "I'm so sorry I got in the way of your shotgun. I shouldn't have assumed that you would turn around and shoot behind you. How silly of me. It must have been a horrible ordeal for your family Mr Cheney. I tried to get better as fast as I could. I really did. My silly silly heart shouldn't have been in the way or I would have been out of there sooner."