Remember when Jesse Ventura was governor of Minnesota and we all wondered what the hell was going on there? But then we took it back after Californians voted for Arnold....
Well this time, a vampire wants to run for governor of Minnesota. Yep, a vampire.
Quick. Call Buffy.
From Reuters: "Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey who plans to be on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
har har har
"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."
He doesn't like the God who smites bad guys?
However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.
That's mighty open minded of him.
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Wow, maybe they could start making postcards again like they did during lynchings? Can you just picture the happy mobs who'd show up for public executions?
Ok, I don't mean to be so flippant. It's just, just, just... too funny. Not funny, ha ha. Just funny, weird.
Do check out his website: Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey