Have you seen the hilarious "Semiotics of Smoking"? (click on the styles below "illustrations" to find out just what your smoking style means.) If you're a bitter ex-smoker, nevermind.
BTW: check out the handy dandy graphic of Jack Abramoff's financial recipients in congress. There are plenty of Democrats on the list too. You didn't think they were a bunch of saints did you? Believe it or not, Tom Delay doesn't win the prize of the largest beneficiary. That goes to Senator Conrad Burns of MT.
Speaking of Montana: There are probably more people at the Roosevelt Field Mall (garden city, long island) right now than citizens in Montana.