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Sunday, September 18

You can't get there from here...

http://www.magicyellow.com/listings.cfm?geo=loc&keywords=Adult+Toys+%26+Stores&majorcity=Baton+Rouge&state=LA

I tried linking to this lovely store, "Hearts," in Baton Rouge, but they're not online yet, apparently; you can find them through YellowPages.com, but they don't have a web listing.

ANYWAY...

Ladies, is your love life on the downward slide? Social life confined to static-y TV shows 'cause you're flat-ass broke? Is the BF or SO or hubby or what-have-you turning into a royal snore?

(Here's my anti-consumerism disclaimer: While I loathe shopping, especially rampant, blind consumerism of the sheeple, sometimes, you just HAVE to leave the house and GO SHOPPING. Aside from this, return to your previous impression of me as a tight-wad/mall-hating/yuppie-accosting misanthrope.)

IF SO, girls --- TAKE THAT MAN SHOPPING!!!!!!

www.AdamEve.com

www.stockroom.com/

www.ambushmag.com/is501/hot.html

(Of course, the author offers no guarantees as to the amount of pleasure/bonding/bondage/love/satisfaction/quivery jelly-knees achieved by utilizing this lifestyle tip, but what the hell --- IT'S WORTH A SHOT!!!)

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