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Thursday, January 27

The Gig Is Up

The Invented Ruler Announces Journalist Hiring Freeze

With this administration under fire for questionable publicity practices, The Ruler explicitly forbade his cabinet on Wednesday to pay commentators to promote his policies. "We will not be paying commentators to advance our agenda."

Then the Ruler said, "Our agenda ought to be able to stand on it's own two feet."

Does this mean Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher will be grandfathered in?

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