Friday, December 31

What Will You Remember Most about 2004?

a little question from patricia

Was it something in your personal life or something in the world of politics?
Was it a good thing or a bad thing?
In the future when someone mentions the year, 2004, what will it bring to your mind?

AH! THE REASONS BEGIN TO EMERGE:

"It is all too obvious that the US's relative disinterest in the disaster has to do with its cause: a random act of nature. Absent a human actor who can easily be held up to blame, an act of natural terror is not interesting for the powers that be, because it does not allow a reaction of the order of regime change or "shock and awe" bombardment. Really, who wants to feed the people who are starving for food, when it's so much more satisfying to feed those who seem to be starving for democracy? When there's no one to punish, no perceived political wrong to right, the US tends to ignore the crisis."
The entire article is here:
http://www.counterpunch.org/deliso12312004.html

Tsunami footage too graphic?

When I'm not reveling in the sights of Arizona and I'm just chilling out in the hotel suite, we watch CNN to keep abreast of the South Pacific catastrophe. Last night Anderson Cooper mentioned that viewers were complaining about the graphic nature of the tsunami footage being shown. I wonder how many people complained and what is wrong with their remote control? I wonder what planet these people think they are living on.

PS: I'm online via AOL this week, so I checked out the tsunami message boards. I was happily surprised that many felt that bush should put off his inauguration festivities or donate the money to help the victims. Sadly, the majority of sentiment was full of hatred. Here is an example of some of the sentiment:
What happened in Asia is certainly tragic, but it still pales in comparison to our own tragedy, 9/11. What happened in Asia was a natural disaster. 9/11 was brought about by hatred of Americans. The tsunami victims were poor and lived in huts. The 9/11 victims were productive members of society, and the loss of real estate was unimaginable.


What an asshole.

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia



How low can they go? I received an email this morning with the word "tsunami" in the subject line. I opened it and the content was all about cheap drugs from somewhere. Yep, even the spammers are into benefitting from the disaster.



I also heard this morning on TV that tourists are yet going to the islands and staying in the hotels that survived. Yes the islands need the tourist money but how the hell can you splash around in the pool when dead bodies are still washing up on the shores? There were reports of tourists bitching because the service wasn't what they expected. I hope those weren't American tourists. I wish the tourists would stay home and instead donate whatever money they were planning to spend there to a worthy relief cause instead.



It's amazing how some human beings can turn a tragedy into a money making operation. After Hurricane Jeanne blew through our area it wasn't days but hours until some were selling t-shirts that said, I survived Frances and Jeanne. The local newspaper is selling a book now filled with photos of the aftermath of the storms. Nope, nowhere in the book does it say that the proceeds are going to a charitable organization. We actually received one of these books as a Christmas gift. Why the hell would anyone think that we would want to see those pictures and relive that experience? You wonder sometimes where people's heads might be. I have one idea but I won't say it here.



You have probably heard that Powell and Jeb Bush are flying over to view the area where the tsunamis hit. Why those two you ask? What good will it do for them to view the carnage first hand? Doesn't Jeb have a job being the governor of Florida? Why not save the cost of their plane trip and add that money to our donations? Well yes, that makes all the sense in the world, but this isn't about logic, this is about something else. Powell will soon be political history so why him? They say that Jeb is going because he has dealt with hurricane damages. Yeah, right. The tsunami death toll and damages are way different than our hurricanes. Could it be that Jeb's face will forever be associated with our American kindness to the victims and be remembered as such in 2008? That would be my guess. Jeb has repeatedly stated that he has no intention of seeking the presidency in 2008, and we all know that bushs never lie. We do know that, don't we? Please keep in mind that when you go to the neocon's PNAC website, Jeb's name is right there along with all the others. He's there with Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz and all the rest. Yes, please do keep that in mind. Please!



So here we are on the eve of a new year. I have a suggestion for a resolution for everyone. Let's resolve to do our level best to try to make the world a better place in the coming year. Let's try to make 2005 a year that we will look back on with a smile. From my point of view, 2004 was not pretty and it wasn't kind. It has been a year of so many tragedies and so much hardship around the globe. I'm pretty sure we can do better, aren't you?

Here's to a new year of love and kindness. Here's to a new year of peace. Here's to a new year that we can be proud of and remember with fondness. Here's to a Happy New Year!

“Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute"--Robert Goodloe Harper

Billions for offense, but only 35 million to contribute--george bush

Thursday, December 30

Greetings From Sedona Arizona

by Blondesense

The rainbows are thick and juicy here. I saw lots of them since I arrived in "sunny" Arizona. Hundreds had to be evacuated from Sedona as the temperatures rose thus melting Flagstaff's snow. I got to see Sedona on CNN and all over the news here in the Southwest. It's funny when you go to a place where it hardly ever rains and then when it does, the news is loaded with stories of rain. There were helicopter shots of cars driving in rain. The kind people of Sedona apologized to me for the rain. I told them that it was just like home. But it isn't like Long Island home here. It's like a home for my soul. I woke up today and poked my head out the door and what to my wondering eyes should appear but the most gorgeous sights of my life.

Today I hiked up the beautiful red rocks of Sedona with a spiritual guide. I have never seen such a beautiful place in my life and never have I felt such energy. This place has been calling me years. I didn't know why. But here I am. I felt the energy rush through me like lightning while I was high above Sedona standing in magical, mystical places where this world meets the other world. There is a god, you know. It's not that god who hates gay people and loves war. This god is the creator and this god doesn't have a lot of rules and regulations. This god wants us to love each other and pray together very hard for peace to come over the world. This god wants each and every one of us to hand over our sorrows and suffering to be healed and gone forever so that we may remain in the light.

More pictures and visions to come soon.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET MORE DISGUSTED

bush pledges $35 million in tsunami aid; Republicans plan $40 million inaugural ball.
And then this comes sailing in from PissedOffPatricia:

KUALA LUMPUR, Dec 30 (Bernama) -- The death toll in Acheh, the region worst hit by last Sunday's tsunami, may exceed 400,000 as many affected areas could still not be reached for search and rescue operations, Indonesia's Ambassador to Malaysia Drs H. Rusdihardjo said Thursday.

He said the estimate was based on air surveillance by Indonesian authorities who found no signs of life in places like Meulaboh, Pulau Simeulue and Tapak Tuan while several islands off the west coast of Sumatera had "disappeared".

Check it all out at:
http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v3/news_lite.php?id=111574

CONTEST THE VOTE

Sent to PeterofLoneTree by someone who neither a Democrat or Republican:

Questions are swirling around whether the election was conducted
honestly or not. We need to know -- was it or wasn't it?

When Congress reconvenes in January, at least 14 members of the House of
Representatives will challenge the validity of the 2004 election. They
will request an immediate investigation into many problems and
irregularities encountered in the election.

According to the Electoral Count Act of 1887, one senator and one House
Representative are required to contest an election prior to
inauguration. We have the representatives; we still need a senator.
Please let your senators know that you want them to stand up with House
Representatives and contest the vote. A petition has been drawn up
requesting senators to join with the Represenatives. To review and sign
the petition, please go to: www.ContestTheVote.org .

The signed petition will be delivered to each senator in person by a
coalition of representatives from a variety of concerned organizations
and individuals. We will also deliver copies of signed petitions from
all states to the U.S. House Committee on the Judiciary to encourage
them to hold formal hearings on the 2004 election.

The online petition has been signed by 14,000 people and the goal is to
reach 100,000 signatures by December 31st. Continue to reach out to
organizations, friends and affiliates. The response has been fantastic.
If you haven't signed already, please sign and if you have - tell others
about the option at www.ContestTheVote.org. Call in to a radio station.
Send a letter to the editor. Don't forget to mention www.ContestTheVote.org


Thanks for your support,

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Yet critics noted that U.S. aid so far was about the equivalent of what the United States spent in seven hours for its military intervention in Iraq. "We spend $35 million before breakfast every day in Iraq," said Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont.

In Response To The First Two Comments In The Blog Below:

POP, Mule, And Everybody,
I'm hip to your sentiments. I've written Leach, Harkin, and Grassley dozens of times and the standard response is the "we're looking into the situation" bullshit reply. "Thank you for your concern". Sound familiar? POP, punch up http://www.floridagreens.org/ and see what happens. The rest of you , try this: http://www.gp.org/ or this: http://www.lp.org/. This ain't no recruiting drive. I could give a shit less what your affiliation is. But there's at least a couple of outfits that are trying to do something--the Greens and the Libertarians, "Glibs" for short. They're the ones who with nothing to gain, except respect, are leading the fight for an honest recount in Ohio. There's a lot of hot poop on the subject at http://www.truthout.org/, as well as http://www.commondreams.org/.

My next letter to Harkin is going to include the question: "On January 6, are you going to stand up like a man, or stay seated like a Republican in Democrat's clothing? Or maybe an "ass of a different color"?



Here's What To Do With The List Of Fax Numbers:

This from http://www.truthout.org/docs_04/122304V.shtml "In a December 21 conference call with activists from the around the US, Jackson said he has urged Senators Kerry (D-MA) and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) to stand with US Representatives who intend to challenge the Electoral College's expected approval of George W. Bush for a second term. A challenge by US Representatives in 2000 failed because no Senators would join their motion."

Soooo, fire off a fax, presupposing you have access to one, and let your elected representative (sic) know that he/she should at least make a stand on Jan. 6 and challenge the results of the election. Or e-mail.

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

Our drinking buddy is out at his "ranch" clearing brush. (what's with the brush clearing and how much is there?) Plus he apparently is practicing walking and learning to ride his bike. He's pretty busy with all this stuff and we all know it's "hard work". With all this on his Texas sized plate he probably just doesn't have time to make New Year's resolution, right? How about we make some for him. What should he resolve to do in the coming year? Okay sure, his first one should be to stop declaring wars based on lies, but besides that, what else?

Wednesday, December 29

Need A Fax Number For A Senator? Here's A Partial List:

Have something you wanna raise hell about? Let 'er rip!
A Volunteer has passed this along - here is Sen Harkin's and a few others
Sen's' fax #;s

Fax to:
ARK: Pryor-D 202-228-0908 / Blanche-D 202-228-1371
CA: Boxer-D 202-228-3972 / Feinstein-D 202-228-3954
CONN: Dodd-D 202-228-1683 / Lieberman-D 202-224-9750
DE: Carper-D 202-228-2190 / Biden-D 202-224-0139
FLA: Nelson-D 202-228-2183
HI: Akaka-D 202-224-2126 / Inouye-D 202-224-6747
IL: Durbin-D 202-228-0400 / Obama-D 202-228-1372 and 312-427-6401
IN: Bayh-D fax, 202-228-1377 / Lugar-R 202-228-0360
IOWA: Harkin-D 202-224-9369
LA: Landrieu-D 202-224-9735
MD: Mikulski-D 202-224-8858 / Sarbanes-D 202-224-1651
MAINE: Snowe-R 202-224-1946
MASS: Kerry-D 202-224-8525 / Kennedy-D 202-224-2417
MI: Stabenow-D 202-228-0325 / Levin-D 202-224-1388
MN: Dayton-D 202-228-2186
MT: Baucus-D 202-228-3790
NV: Reid-D 202-224-7327
ND Dorgan-D 202-224-1193 / Conrad-D 202-224-7776
NJ: Corzine-D 202-228-2197 / Lautenberg-D 202-228-4054
NM: Bingaman-D 202-224-2852
NY: Clinton-D 202-228-0282 / Schumer-D 202-228-1218
OH: Voinovich-R 202-228-1382 / DeWine-R 202-224-6519
OR: Wyden-D 202-228-2717 RI: Chafee-R 202-228-2853 / Reed-D 202-224-4680
SD: Johnson-D 202-228-5765
VT: Jeffords-I 202-228-0776 / Leahy-D 202-224-3476
WASH: Cantwell-D 202-228-0514 / Murray-D 202-224-0238
WVA: Rockefeller-D 202-224-7665 / Byrd-D 202-228-0002
WI: Feingold-D 202-224-2725 / Kohl-D 202-224-9787

And if you want to e-mail, try http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/

Swedish paper reports tsunami warning halted out of concern for tourist industry

Just minutes after the earthquake in the Indian Ocean on Sunday morning, Thailand’s foremost meteorological experts were sitting together in a crisis meeting. But they decided not to warn about the tsunami “out of courtesy to the tourist industry,” writes the Thailand daily newspaper The Nation.

The experts got the news around 8:00 am on Sunday morning local time. An hour later, the first massive wave struck. But the experts started to discuss the economic impacts when they discussed if a tsunami warning should be issued.

Those are the leading sentences. Read it all here:
http://207.44.245.159/article7569.htm

SAY WHAT? by pissedoffpatricia

US attorney-general joins Saddam

December 29, 2004

FORMER US attorney general Ramsey Clark is to join the defence team of Saddam Hussein, a spokesman for the toppled Iraqi president's lawyers said today.

Mr Clark, who held the office of attorney general under US president Lyndon B. Johnson, "is one of the members of the defence team of president Saddam Hussein," Ziad Khassawneh said.

"This honours and inspires us."

and

"Mr Clark also said the US itself must be tried for the November assault on Fallujah, destruction of houses, torture in prisons and its role in the deaths of thousands of Iraqis in the war."


If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

Here's a place to start on our campaign to get the good little boys and girls in Congress to leave Social Security the hell alone. It's a marvelous little website that lets you access your local House Rep. and U.S. Senators: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/. Hint: Be reasonably polite but firm as hell. If you need sources for your arguments check out Paul Krugman and Lew Rockwell.

Bitchin' Because I Have To by pissed off patricia

And you said it wouldn't happen. Well, it did.

The president of the most powerful nation on the globe took a couple a minutes out this morning from biking and clearing brush on his "ranch" so that he could address the earthquake/tsunami disaster. That's the disaster that occurred, uh when did it occur? Oh yeah, last SUNDAY. Today is what day? Oh yeah, it's WEDNESDAY. The frat kid of the hour gave up a few minutes for the cause. Finally shamed into doing a little Texas jawin' with us commoners, he moseyed on over. We couldn't see him when he spoke so we don't know how sad he looked. Seems he was with a few members of the press at his own private helicopter hanger at the "ranch". He actually sounds even more ignorant when he speaks sans TV camera. He reminded us that he has sent letters of condolence. No one reminded him that a damned condolence letter is about the last thing that is needed right now. Maybe his letters could be used for toilet tissue. My favorite part of his, peek-a-boo we can't see you, speech was when he told how awful the parents of the children killed in the disasters must feel. He tried to get mushy and gushy, but it didn't come across very well. I guess the parents of Iraqi children who have been killed in his war have no feelings and no hearts, because I've never heard his chimpness mention them.

Our bombs and bullets have killed children every bit as dead as the tsunamis did, and I'm pretty sure tears are just as plentiful in Iraq as they are in the wake of the tsunamis. I'm sure Iraqi parents cry just as much when they bury their little dead collateral damages of war, as the people do now when they bury their sweet little children who died as a result of this natural disaster.

Meanwhile we seem to be in a pissing match about which country has and will give more money to the disaster victims. I don't remember this ever being a concern in the past after major disasters abroad. Why now? Seems we're being awful defensive about this. Could it be because this is the first time, at least in my memory, that just about everyone in the world thinks we're a country of butt-heads? And, with the pocket change that we first handed the victims, haven't we proved our butt-head reputation was deserved? I guess when you lie and declare a war in which thousands of innocent people are killed it looks pretty bad. Especially when the whole world knows that we are spending billions every month to kill people. That sure makes giving pocket change to save lives look pretty sad. Our message is that we will spare no expense when we are about a war and killing people, but when it comes to saving lives we shall hold our purse strings very tight. No wonder we're holding our butt-heads very low.

Now hop on over to the Washington Post and read this article. "Aid Grows Amid Remarks About President's Absence"

What they're worried about in Iowa City

I guess it's all a question of priorities. The Press-Citizen can be accessed at http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage
Anyhow, here's the text of the e-mail I sent this morning:
Subj: Lower costs of future deer kills
Date: 12/29/04 8:01:32 AM Central Standard Time
From: PETEROFLONETREE
To: opinion@press-citizen.com


Your editorial contains these comments: "The result is a larger deer population grazing in our yards; ultimately this population must peak, resulting in disease or starvation. Certainly this raises the ethical question whether allowing such slow and painful deaths is humane..."

And your question raises another question: Does causing 500,000 deaths by enforced sanctions against Iraq in the 1990s by the United States create similar ethical questions? source: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/f.dowker/genocideiraq.html

Tuesday, December 28

tsunami, not a river, of denial

While I am avoiding studying for the Texas Bar exam, I thought I read that a U.N. official said that President Bush was "stingy" regarding the $15 million in relief he pledged for the victims of the tsunami.

Is it really news to the world that Bush is "stingy?"

Bush hasn't made a public statement between clearing brush on the faux ranch and exercising. He had a little National Security Council meeting and made some other possibly offensive remarks. President Clinton, the old pro, made some on-point remarks and of course made the two-term Bush look like an amateur.

Over ten percent of Americans live in poverty, and the world discovers that Bush is "stingy." Bush has cut Pell grants and student loans to college students, and the world discovers that Bush is "stingy." Bush mocked death row inmates who plead for their lives, and the world discovers that Bush is "stingy." Bush wants to gut tort litigation and prevent individuals from suing giant corporations and holding them responsible for their negligent acts, and the world discovers that Bush is "stingy."

Not only is the man "stingy" he is out of touch with everyone except the world of corporate oil. His own mother commented that she couldn't bother her "beautiful mind" over body counts in Iraq. I doubt she is rolling any bandages for Indians, either.

It is a miracle that there has been any coverage of the tragedy. It is so abstact to Americans that this many people are dead and more will die due to disease, it is safe to report it like some strange increase in a human lottery jackpot. What is real, like how out of touch our media and therefore ourselves are, isn't reported. We have a terrible conflict in Iraq, violent crime in our neighborhoods, our schools are a failure, trying to live day to day is more and more difficult, and we can't get on airplanes and have our luggage arrive with us. Media is comfortable reporting the increase in the death toll in Asia because it is comforting that no matter what is wrong here, we are not there.

Let's All Do Something For george:

For it is written: "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." Matthew 25 And george, YOU ARE THE LEAST.

It's too embarrassing when we get caught beating people to death so let's ship them someplace else and let others beat them to death

A US jet registered to a ghost company whisks terror suspects to countries that use torture, according to the Washington Post.

The Gulfstream V turbojet had been seen at US military bases around the world, often loading hooded and shackled suspects and delivering them to countries known to use torture, a process the CIA calls "rendition", the newspaper said.

The jet, with the tail number N379P, had been seen in Afghanistan, Indonesia, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Libya, Morocco, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan.

Read it all here: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page-
/0,5744,11799413%255E401,00.html

Question Of The Day:

If, as the old saying goes, "Ignorance is Bliss", is george bush the happiest man on earth?

Do You Hear What I Hear?


Bitchin'
by pissed off patricia

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Even as thousands have been killed as a result of the tsunamis, soldiers and Iraqis are still being killed in Iraq. The war wasn't put on hold until the tsunami business is over. The media put the war on hold though. So how many soldiers have you heard were killed today in Iraq? There were at least two. Did you hear about it on TV? I didn't. Did you instead hear that the death toll from the tsunamis is rising rapidly? Me too, about a zillion times.

Send the kids to bed...or maybe not.

If you punch http://dahrjamailiraq.com/gallery/view_-
album.php?set_albumName=album28&page=1
make sure first you can handle some gruesome shit. And for once I'm not blowing smoke up anybody's pantsleg.

Here's how I phrased it to the Iowa City Press-Citizen

By ALEKSANDAR VASOVIC
Associated Press Writer

"KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- Opposition leader Viktor Yushchenkocelebrated his apparent victory in Ukraine's presidential electionrerun Monday, but his opponent refused to concede defeat and vowed tochallenge the results before Ukraine's Supreme Court in what could be aprotracted legal battle."

Peter of Lone Tree continues: Your article plus GoogleNews.com provide me with 2,634 different articles to read on the crooked Ukrainian election. I have been unable to discover any Associated Press or Google coverage of the crooked voting in Ohio on November 2. Are the stories of crooked voting in this country being suppressed?

Searching for a suitable headline the only thing I could think of was: "Will Kerry Stand Up Like A Man Instead Of A Democrat And Challenge The Vote?"

"In Miami County, Blackwell certified a 98.6% turnout in the Concord Southwest precinct, comprised of 520 votes for Bush and 157 for Kerry. This statistically improbable turnout has all but 10 of the 689 registered voters casting their ballots on Election Day. A preliminary canvas by The Free Press of less than half the precinct found 25 registered voters admitting they had not voted, meaning the official tally was almost certainly fraudulent."
Read it all here: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1228-01.htm

Kerry's lead attorney on the ground in Ohio, Daniel J. Hoffheimer:

"There are many conspiracy theorists opining these days. There are many allegations of fraud. But this presidential election is over. The Bush-Cheney ticket has won. The Kerry-Edwards campaign has found no conspiracy and no fraud in Ohio, though there have been many irregularities that cry out to be fixed for future elections. Senator Kerry and we in Ohio intend to fix them. When all of the problems in Ohio are added together, however bad they are, they do not add up to a victory for Kerry-Edwards."

Translation: We're going to roll over and take it up the butt like good little boys.

Is Rumsfeld finally admitting part of the truth?

FROM http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0412/24/nfcnn.01.html

DONALD RUMSFELD, SECRETARY OF DEFENSE:
"And to change that way of living, would strike at the very essence of our country. And I think all of us have a sense if we imagine the kind of world we would face if the people who bombed the mess hall in Mosul, or the people who did the bombing in Spain, or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania (emphasis mine) and attacked the Pentagon, the people who cut off peoples' heads on television to intimidate, to frighten -- indeed the word "terrorized" is just that. Its purpose is to terrorize, to alter behavior, to make people be something other than that which they want to be."

Peter of Lone Tree continues: That would help explain why the wreckage was scattered over an eight-mile area. Since it's highly unlikely the Iraqi air force shot the plane down we'll have to assume the deed was done by the U.S. air force which is what a lot of people have been saying all along. So where does that leave the heroes of Flight 93? Not-so-rhetorical Question Of The Day: Is September 11 going to turn into another November 22? Or, has it already?

Pissed Off Patricia had this to say as well as related comments: "Yeah, that sure would explain it. They are saying that Rummy was tired when he said that. I guess lying is "hard work". Bullshit happens.

Notice that the number of innocent Iraqis we have killed in Iraq just about equals the number killed by the tsunamis. When we do it it's called collateral damage. When the ocean does it, it's called a natural disaster. I think in defense of the ocean we should call all the victims of the tsunamis, collateral damage of nature. Dark humor happens.

I find it interesting that we have plenty of money to spend when it comes to killing people in Iraq but little to spend when it comes to the countries who are suffering right now and need to "be loved the way we would want to be loved ourselves". Anger also happens."



For you Eastern Iowans:

Mostly cloudy and mild today
Hi: 38°
Let the comments begin with this. Best I can do for now. Humidity is high, sinuses are clogged, need one more coffee and cigaret before movement and thought are possible.

Monday, December 27

Yooze Guys: Welcome Peter From Lone Tree

Peter is an honorary blonde for the next 2 weeks as we ladies will not be near computers as often as we would so like to be. Please show Peter of Lone Tree Iowa some luv.

Patricia will be back here right after the new year and I will be back from Arizona on the 7th of January. I expect to be popping in on the blogosphere, if I can get the lap top hooked up to the internet from the hotel rooms, to see what's up and report on my journeys through canyons, valleys, craters, deserts and forests. Let us pray that I packed sensible and comfortable footwear. Amen.


Troubles continue with Ukraine presidential election

That's the lead headline at Googlenews.com. There are 2,633 related stories. I didn't review them all. But I did search the so-called "major media" sources for any mention of the vote fraud which has been alleged in Ohio and Florida, as well as other states, on Nov. 2. The only mention which might be considered "major" is by MSNBC'S Keith Olbermann . Do we smell a conspiracy here? To suppress the news about vote fraud in the United States (of all places!)? Well, as one of my favorite authors, Greg Palast, once said, "I don't believe in conspiracies...but there might be a plot".

There will be no "Quote of the Day" for this Monday (unless I get sufficiently inspired). But there is a "Suggestion for the Day". And that is: Contact your local newspaper, radio station, et.al. and ask why there are thousands of stories available about the crooked Ukrainian election, but none available about the crooked United States election.

President Says Something Sort Of Compassionate

While perusing the news today, I found something quite surprising. Our leader said something downright Christian. He didn't attribute the quote to Jesus, who was the one who said it in the Gospel of Matthew, but said "we are called" without naming who or what calls us. If I were a Christian minister, I'd be all over this. heh. This is the second time our dear leader left Jesus out of the season. Here is the leader's quote:

"Christmastime reminds each of us that we have a duty to our fellow citizens, that we are called to love our neighbor just as we would like to be loved ourselves," Bush added. "By volunteering our time and talents where they are needed most, we help heal the sick, comfort those who suffer, and bring hope to those who despair, one heart and one soul at a time."

By golly those sound like the 2 commandments of Jesus and the corporal works of mercy!

Then bush went on to talk about our troops who are fighting enemies of freedom in Afghanistan and Iraq who are "bringing liberty to the oppressed" and "are helping to win the war on terror" He explains that "they are defending the freedom and security of us all. They and their families are making many sacrifices for our nation, and for that, all Americans are deeply grateful."

I don't feel any safer knowing that a whole bunch of Iraqi's are dead. There are some of us who would disagree with bringing liberty to the oppressed by way of blowing them up, raiding their homes, torturing them, killing their children, allowing their antiquities to be looted and leaving them tons of depleted uranium to remember us by.

Governor Richardson of New Mexico really summed up the true spirit of Christmas (NOT) with this quote: "No one has fulfilled the spirit of the Christmas season more than the men and women who are serving our military overseas." I wouldn't use the term "spirit of Christmas" and "military overseas" in the same sentence during the devastating occupation of another country which didn't have WMDs and wasn't going to blow us up. I don't mean to disparage the troops. They are trained to do what they do and following someone's orders. It's just a sad sad reflection on our world at large.

Sunday, December 26

Quote Of The Day For December 26:

This morning it was said to me by the lady of the manor, "Some of the Christmas bread that was given to us for the holidays didn't get eaten so I pitched it into the farmer's field for mulch." I replied, "You threw away food"? She said, "It was old and it smelled, so out it goes."
With a tremor in my voice I asked, "I'm old and sometimes I smell; should I be worried?"

Fear of Flying

I'll be traveling via plane on Tuesday morning for the first time since 9/11. I have to take 2 flights to get where I'm going. oy. I don't particularly care for flying. I have this take off and landing issue. Once I'm up there, I'm fine as long as I'm 2 sheets to the wind. Supposedly I won't be felt up by a stranger at check in because the airports have eased up on their pat down rules, it has been reported. I always miss out on the cheap thrills. Kidding. I get plenty.

This article in the Kansas City Star is pretty interesting. You have women who feel somewhat violated by the pat down especially when it's random, and I would fall into that category. Then you have your "patriotic" women who would take their "top off... It's part of traveling, you do what you need to do." I don't think so.

I'm not bringing anything metal on the trip. I clipped the toenails already. I wouldn't want to be accused of planning to hijack an Airbus using toenail clippers that I have cleverly tried conceal between my breasts. Hey remember when you could you bring pot on airplanes? And even smoke it? Those were the days, eh?

Here is the new pat down rule:
The Transportation Security Administration has changed the rules regarding pat-down searches. Now, screeners will only pat down passengers' chests if they set off the handheld metal detector or if it looks like something could be concealed beneath their shirts.

Pat-down guidelines
  • Travelers will receive pat-downs if they set off metal detectors. Others are randomly selected.
What's this randomly selected thing? Where's that guideline?
  • Passengers will get a chest pat-down if they set off the hand-held metal detector or if it looks as if something could be concealed beneath their tops.
  • Avoid wearing tops with metallic designs or fibers that could set off the metal detector or bulky sweaters and sweatshirts.
  • Passengers who refuse to submit to a pat-down will not be allowed to board their flights.
  • Screeners are required to offer private screening to passengers, but travelers may request private screening if the option is not offered to them.
  • Screeners of the same gender as the passenger, if available, will conduct the pat-downs.
If available? You mean to tell me that a woman can be randomly selected for a pat down and then if there's no female available that one of those security guys gets to have his jollies? Are they kidding me?

I doubt I will be wearing my sequined bulky sweatshirt for the plane ride and I am hardly suspicious, as I look like the menopausal version of the 1960's all American girl next door, but these rules still leave something to be desired in a democracy, if you know what I mean.
  • If a passenger thinks the screening procedure was done inappropriately, he or she should immediately request to speak to a screening supervisor. Feedback forms are available at the security checkpoints or passengers can call the TSA Contact Center at (866) 289-9673 or e-mail TSA-ContactCenter@dhs.gov .
Forms? I don't need no stinking forms. I'll just program this number into my cell phone in case I see any crap being perpetrated against my fellow female passengers.

Talking politics and religion at yuletide

This past year I learned who my friends were. So I got to spend a really really quiet Christmas season and holiday for a change. I learned that a lot of these "friends" were actually pro-war and they believed that the death of tens of thousands of innocents was justifiable. It will end terrorism they say. Oh really? I'd like to see that. Not kidding. I would love for all of this horror to have a happy ending somehow. Maybe I will wake up and it will have all been a dream.

People say you should never talk religion and politics. Bullshit, I say. You should talk religion and politics if the media is talking religion and politics non stop. I brought the war up a few times at some social events this year and found at that some of my "friends" felt that the only good Iraqi is a dead Iraqi and believed that Islam is an evil religion. I was glad to find that out so that I can never bother with those people again. It explained my suspicions of their redneckian leanings. Another lesson I learned was that some people are only your friend when they want something and pretend to like you and what you stand for. They conveniently disagree with you wholeheartedly when it's payback time. Normally I would forgive a debt but when someone is pro-death, I must demand payback as I don't support blood.

If there's a war going on, most definitely you should talk about war. We should look at pictures of Christmas in Iraq. I suppose until they start a draft, most people are more than happy to support the war as long as there are 40 and 50 year old ladies willing to serve in Iraq and defend our country. And let's not forget the young people who signed up to defend our country this holiday season. No, let's not forget their kids and the Iraqi kids. We should think of all the good that is being done in Iraq too, whatever that is. Well no, I can't think of all the good being done there because there is so much blood on America's hands. No blood for oil, as they say. I'd rather ride a bike and do with what I have to save lives.

Saturday, December 25

Merry Christmas

I got a new puter chair. What did you get? My son said he got the "wide load" seat so that I can grow with it cause I sit here so much. Wasn't that sweet? What a nice boy. It's very nice and roomy. Leather and high back. Made in Canada with lovely wood armrests and legs. Lifetime warranty. Wonder if it's covered when I grow out of it sideways?

That does it. I'm going for a looooong walk after my Christmas nap.

Quote Of The Day For This Christmas:

"Needing Nothing, I Have Everything".

Feel free to interpolate, extrapolate, even gesticulate upon the above statement.

But remember: Matriculation causes blindness; or so I've been told.

Friday, December 24

Fill In The Blank:

Here's the beginning of the sentence as found in Googlenews:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) Bearing gifts of praise and encouragement, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld paid a Christmas Eve visit to some of the most dangerous ___________.

The most original and creative entry will be awarded a gift of praise and encouragement.

Quote of the Week:

"It seems like the Three Stooges have been put in charge of
security for the Ohio recount,"--Cobb-LaMarche Media Director Blair
Bobier.

Wear and Tear...

Maybe I meant War On Terror. Anyway, fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy...There is no social security crisis. But there will be if bush and his good little boys and girls in Congress have their way.
To wit: "While Social Security does little to protect against inflation (something it was not designed to do) it does protect against the potential ravages of economic collapses. To invest Social Security in the stock market would render this depression-safety-net worthless, and possibly could even hasten conditions of something hitherto unseen: a perfect storm in the market with the coming of an inevitable demographically driven market collapse." So says David Price at http://www.counterpunch.org/price12222004.html. (Bear with me here; I'm still trying to figure the hotmail links.)
In any case, simple words cannot describe the ecstasy I feel on hearing the rumor that Social Security payments will increase by 2.7% next year; especially since I read recently that the boys and girls in Congress voted themselves a 3.5% increase. And that reminds me; here's a handy little site for you all: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/. Type in your zip code here and there and send and receive e-mail messages to and from your idio...er, local Senate and House members. There's also a review of recently passed legislation. By the way,anybody remember the last time a proposal in Congress didn't pass?
Before someone jumps on me for being too all-inclusive in my condemnation of the legislative bodies, let me say this: Any Senator or Representative who doesn't stand on Jan. 6 and challenge the electoral college vote is a wussie. Or is it woosie?

Maybe This Visit Will Be Different From Bush's Visit

From Reuters: "Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld paid US troops in Iraq a surprise Christmas Eve visit after weeks of controversy over his handling of the war and perceived lack of sensitivity to US forces and their families."

How different. Maybe Rumpot will present the troops with a plastic ham instead of a plastic turkey.

Leaves From The Tree:

Yes, there was a "lone tree". A tall stately elm which somehow grew up by itself in the middle of the Iowa prairie and used as a landmark by people migrating across the country. Still alive when I graduated Lone Tree High in 1959, it died of Dutch Elm Disease sometime in the '60s and all that remains is a stone marker with plaque.

Thursday, December 23

Ya think old Vladimir feels the same way about bushie?

THE PRESIDENT: As you know, Vladimir Putin and I have got a good personal relationship, starting with our meeting in Slovenia. I intend to keep it that way. It's important for Russia and the United States to have the kind of relationship where if we disagree with decisions, we can do so in a friendly and positive way. (answering first question at news conference on Monday)

Today: Putin again slammed US-led plans to press ahead with elections next month in Iraq and said it was the height of hypocrisy for Western governments to criticize Russia for pursuing its interests in neighbouring former Soviet republics.

"Today according to our estimates there are nine cities in Iraq where there are hostilities but they still want to carry out elections," he said, condemning European elections monitors' plans to observe the poll from Jordan as a "farce".

"We do not understand how there can be an election in a country under conditions of total occupation... It's absurd. It's a farce. Everything is upside down."


My Wish For You

This is not going to be a Bitchin' post. This is my wish for each of you. I wish you a Christmas filled with love and happiness.

I also wish for PEACE ON EARTH in 2005.

I will not be posting for about a week. I am taking a timeout to enjoy my holiday. Be sweet to one another and I'll see you in the New Year.

With love,
patricia

Cloned Kitty


Cute kitty.
Nine-week-old 'Little Nicky' Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 in Texas. 'Little Nicky' a successfully cloned cat was sold to Julie by Genetic Savings and Clone for $50,000.

Nicky's birth has sparked ethics debates across the land. Some good reasons given. Some not. Read the article here. Even though many say that the $50,000 could have been spent sheltering homeless cats, no one has a right to tell Julie the owner what to do with her money. The thing that would make me not clone my cat, assuming I had that much money to piss away and I had no ethics problems with cloning, is this:
"Scientists also warn that cloned animals suffer from more health problems than their traditionally bred peers and that cloning is still a very inexact science. It takes many gruesome failures to produce just a single clone."
Gruesome failures? No thanks. In the seminary 14 years ago, cloning was a big topic, a whole semester in moral theology. Our professor was a priest and a scientist. We went over the pros and cons. It really boils down to whether or not this technology will be used for good and for saving lives. It's amazing what people will do for money so I'm not sure I trust my fellow human beings to use this technology for good.

Of course in the Catholic Seminary we had to discuss the 'soul' part of it as well as the scientific and ethics part of it. No one knows what the real story is with souls though. It's all theory and speculation. You can argue if the soul is this, then cloning would mean that or if the soul is that then cloning would mean this till the cows come home.

Very interesting subject though. Invitro fertilizationwas another good moral topic to study as well as stem cell research. The Church had some really good points against invitro, but the main point was god awful and was riddled with holes. I'll talk about that another time. (can you tell that I was raised by a lawyer?) Thought I'd be rolling my eyes in all the moral classes, but since they were taught by scientists, MDs and lawyers who were also priests, it was quite informative and there was nothing black and white about it. No, we didn't learn that "the pope says this, so you must believe this." We were actually invited to participate in the dialogue, do research and make arguments for either side. Not bad, right?

And no, I wouldn't clone my cat. My kitty, who we had to euthanize on election day of all days like it wasn't a horrible enough day, looked like that cat above. We adopted her after the previous kitty who looked like that was hit by a car. You can usually find a cat that looks like a previous cat or has a similar personality in an animal shelter. Cloning pets is not a cause for the greater good, so I would have to argue against it if I were to prepare for a debate on this, which I'm not doing right now.

I would be interested in the cloning of organs to save lives especially if it were my child's life. We've come this far in cloning technology, there's no going back. Let the debates begin. We're in the future now.

White Christmas

I watched the Weather Channel this morning. News channels just piss me off. A lot of you all will be having quite a white Christmas. I also see that a lot of areas that don't usually have snow storms are inundated with the white stuff. Stay home if your area is not equipped to handle large amounts of snow. You'll get stuck and you won't be happy or safe lost in a snow drift. If you have an SUV it doesn't matter cause when it snows, the roads are littered with flipped over SUV's. Enjoy the day and read blogs! Our snow/ice is gone so I won't be worried about breaking my hip for Christmas. It's back in the mid to high 50's around here. Balmy.

Stay safe and warm, my friends!

Wednesday, December 22

Christ-less Christmas in the White House

I have been so busy preparing for the 2007th birthday of our savior, Jesus that I almost forgot to read World Net Daily this week. Most of the stories are kind of boring and whiney this week, but one whiner was rather ironic.

Here's the poop.

Did you notice that our leader has been neglecting to mention Jesus in his speeches? He rarely says the word "Christmas" and uses that "holiday" or "season" word instead. There is only one creche on display in the White House and you can hardly see our Lord and Savior. The White House decorations in my opinion are really beautiful however they pay homage to Frosty the Snowman and Santa which really irritates Christian taxpayers who are trying to make a case against department stores, businesses and government offices which don't support Jesus and now our own leader who was appointed by the Lord himself, barely gives him a mention.

WND goes on to complain that our leader gave more of a religious explanation for Hanukkah (Remember the brave Maccabees speech?) than to Christmas and even paid more attention to Kwanzaa last year than to Christmas. I believe that Jerry Falwell proclaimed that Kwanzaa was a fake holiday.

See yesterday's post about the bushistas and their support of Rev. Moon as the new messiah from Gadfly. The WND knows that Moon is no messiah. It's beginning to make sense to me now... all this fake religiosity by bush.




Martha Talks

"Dear Friends,

"When one is incarcerated with 1,200 other inmates, it is hard to be selfish at Christmas -- hard to think of Christmases past and Christmases future -- that I know will be as they always were for me -- beautiful! So many of the women here in Alderson will never have the joy and wellbeing that you and I experience. Many of them have been here for years -- devoid of care, devoid of love, devoid of family." Read the rest of Martha's Christmas Message at Marthatalks.com

Buy Blue

I always try to shop where they take good care of employees and pay them well. So naturally that leaves out Wal-Mart the evil empire. Used to be that Home Depot took good care of its employees, but not anymore from what I hear from those few left who work there.

Secondly, I care about what companies gave to the fascists Republicans. To my dismay, Amazon.com gave 60% while Barnes and Noble gave almost 100% to the Democrats. Bummer. I like Amazon, the bastards. I'll still shop there. Mark Morford today wrote a good column about buying blue. He claims that Starbucks has great employee benefits and gave 100% to Dems. Almost made me want to take up drinking coffee but I have enough cravings already. He says to use Google over Yahoo, which I do and to use Hyatt Hotels. I happen to love Bed, Bath and Beyond- they gave 93% to Dems. Yay!

Thirdly, I try to buy American made products too. It's hard but I do try.

>Edited by blondesense for clarity.

Bitchin' Because Some Things are Unbelievable

by pissed off patricia

Rumsfeld appeared on TV this afternoon. He attempted to eat a little sliver of humble pie. He sort of choked it down and drank some water. Seems now they think the disaster at Mosul yesterday was a suicide bomber.

Okay, think about this. You can't get on an airplane in the US with your cuticle scissors in your purse, but a guy carrying a bomb or with a bomb strapped on him apparently walked right into a US military base in Mosul. I have a zillion snarky things I could say here but I won't. This is too serious and too unbelievable to snark about.

CAMP CHRISTMAS



A decorated tree sits next to a cannon at a U.S. military camp near Fallujah, Iraq, Dec. 16. In his message for World Peace Day, Pope John Paul II said that war and retaliation cannot bring peace. An essential part of promoting peace, he said, is ensuring that every person is given a share in the goods of the earth. (Reuters)

Copyright © 2004 Catholic News Service/U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

A couple of weeks ago when the houses were burned in Maryland, the law enforcement folks thought environmentalists had set the fires and thus it was proclaimed an act of "ECO-TERRORISM". I bitched about that term then and I'm bitching about it again. Now it seems some punk assed gang decided to burn the houses to make a name for themselves, or at least that's what it says in today's New York Times. Here's their headline on the story today, " As Investigation Widens, Arson Is Linked to Maryland Gang" See? It's gone. No more use of the word terrorism now, it's just arson that's gang related.

When they thought it was environmentalists who burned the houses, they tacked on "TERRORISM" to make it real damned big and scary. But when they discovered they couldn't tie the crime of arson to the environmental community, well shucks, it's back to just plain old run of the mill arson now.

Looks to me like someone is working on making environmental a dirty word and environmentalists a mean and rotten and dangerous group. Think environmentalist, think TERRORIST. Yes, there are some in the environmental community who have gone over the hill just like some in the religious community are right over the hill with them. It happens.

What about Jim Jones and the Kool-aid deal? Was Jim Jones a religious terrorist? What about the people who feel that god will work medical wonders so they won't allow their sick child to see a doctor? If the child dies, are they religious terrorists?

How the hell do you define a terrorist? I have apparently been mistaken. I thought that a terrorist was someone, usually from another country, who killed people, lots of people. But according to this house burning deal, where no one died, I guess a terrorist can be anyone we want it to be and their crime can be any crime we want it to be. Pick an organization, accuse them of a crime and then tack the word terrorist on after their name. Let's say we find an abortion clinic has been blown up during the night. How quickly would we hear the term "anti-abortion terrorist"? I kinda doubt we ever would.

I find it ironic that this bunch of losers in this punk assed gang burned these houses to make a big name for themselves and the best name they can get is just plain old arsonists. If they were smart they would claim they're environmentalists, then they could gain lots and lots of notoriety because that would qualify them as the much dreaded and much feared........ECO-TERRORISTS.

Oh Baby Oh Baby

More Christmas Gift Ideas for the purring kitten

I remember the first time my cell phone vibrated in my pocket. I exclaimed, "oh baby, oh baby, I should sit on my cell phone." I never did. But now with these new products on the market, maybe a cell phone will be the girl's best friend!

Vibra-exciter is a vibrating bullet that attaches to your cell phone and is then placed somewhere on your body... ahem. Then wait for the fun to happen when someone calls you! "oh baby, oh baby... Hi Mom!" It's marketed as a great phone sex accompaniment. Watch the demonstration here.

DialanOrgasm.com is less discreet (website not safe for work) as there are funky rubber attachments to add to your vibrating cell phones. They come in fabulous colors. Turn your phone into a sex toy with a finger or a butterfly attachment. How very sexy. "Hi Mom, waddaya mean you can't hear me? Oh, I was just talking to Harvey in Atlanta. Hang on while I take the dildo off my phone."

Purring Kitty is a java download for your cellphone which makes it "purr" more. heh. "H-h-h-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lo-o-o-o-o-o-o"

And lastly, HomeMadeSexToys.com gives cheap skates free tips for using your cell phone to enhance your sex life. (not really all that safe for work)

Ah modern technology. Great minds are working day and night to improve the quality of living for all people. God Bless Amurka.

Tuesday, December 21

The Myth Of National Victimhood

by Thom Harmann

It's Christmas week - Adolf Hitler's favorite season after he declared an official merger of church and state - and, ironically, conservatives are using the occasion to mount a new and bizarre attack.

They said liberals are out to destroy Christmas. Cobbling together a few anecdotes (unsupportable attacks are always anecdote-based), they managed to imply a vast anti-Christian conspiracy bubbling just under the belly of America, and pushed that frightening implication into the minds of millions of Americans just in time for the holiday season.

Conservatives must constantly attack others (and focus on "morality") to keep hidden their own true agenda, which is no less than a return to the world of Scrooge & Marley, Inc. They're working to bring about a return to Robber Baron feudalism, with a stable, rich, and powerful ruling class, and an impoverished, frightened, and politically impotent working class.

But for conservatives to keep the loyalty of the working-class victims of their policies (which are shipping American jobs overseas, while fighting unions and minimum-wage increases here), they must convince people that there is a "them" out there - liberals in this case - who are out to destroy America's moral fiber and are thus responsible for working-class misery.

This is an old trick, and one the cons know is very difficult to counter. Consider what happened when German militarism in WWI led, through the punishing Treaty of Versailles and then later the Great Depression, to the collapse of the German economy in the 1920s and early 1930s. Hitler couldn't blame the militarists and corporatist conservatives who had led his nation into WWI and mismanaged the economy afterwards, so he pointed to the Jews as the "them" responsible for the problems in German society.

Read the rest

For What It's Worth

Somethings happening here
what it is is exactly clear
There's a man with a crown over there
Saying "Crown me messiah or beware"

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Crosses on your churches are past
Time to worship moon at last
The Bushes are flaming with desire
The elevate the moon even higher

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Here we go. Read and connect the dots.
It's the end of the world as we know it. And they better quit blaming the liberals for ruining America. I'm sick of it.

Christmas Rant

by Blondesense

So I was reading this ridiculous article about the country "spiraling downward to the left" and the perceived Christmas flap over at Foxnews.com, that bastion of misinformation. I am so freaking sick and tired of hearing about liberals being unchristian and atheistic and pagan etc etc. What is the big deal about whether or not Merry Christmas is said or written in public places? Since when is hanging junk on buildings a sign of Christianity? Is that what Christmas is about? No. We're supposed to remember that the savior was born at some time in history and celebrate thusly. There are no dictates in any religion as to how the celebration should be accomplished.

The best Catholic biblical scholars ascertained that Jesus was probably born around September 11, 3BCE. The infancy narratives are myth according to them too. Early Christian fathers wanted to get in on some Winter Solstice action and figured that Christmas would fit in nicely. There is nothing wrong with this symbolism. It's lovely. Let's move on.

What should Christians be doing at Christmas and in general to live the Christian life?
Since I was raised Catholic, let's look at the Corporal works of mercy.
To feed the hungry;
To give drink to the thirsty;
To clothe the naked;
To shelter the homeless;
To visit the sick;
To ransom the imprisoned;
To bury the dead.

The corporal works of mercy come from Jesus in Matthew 25. "Then he shall say to them also that shall be on his left hand: Depart from me, you cursed, in everlasting fire which was prepared for the devil and his angels . For I was hungry, and you gave me not to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me not to drink. I was a stranger, and you took me not in; naked, and you covered me not; sick and in prison , and you did not visit me", etc.

There you go. That is Christianity in a nutshell from Jesus himself. Now do liberals or conservatives exemplify these values? Both. In government which party exemplifies these values? Not the current Republican party at all. Who voted for this current government. They say that they are religious Christians! At Christmastime, wouldn't it be prudent to live these values more than worrying about Christmas decorations or Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas? Republicans are worried that people aren't shopping enough. Well raise the goddamn minimum wage and bring the damn jobs back to America, why don't you?

And another thing from the faux news article:
"I think the businesses and the schools have just gone too far; this is the final straw," says Institute president John W. Whitehead. "It's supposed to be a time of, what, peace and freedom and fun. And they've kind of made it into a secular ... kind of gray day."
First of all asshole, you are off on Christmas. If it's a gray day, then it's your own fault. Public schools are public. Send your kids to religious schools if you don't like it. Go to church. I'm not going back to Israel because it's dangerous there and I was born here.
In my church, according to the advent calendar of events, there is some sort of pageant, Christmas carol sing along, food drive, visit to old folk home thing, children's play, nativity re-enactment, church decorating party, prayer vigil, dinner dance, etc etc going on almost every day for the month of December and up until January 6th. Why the hell would I need anything else? This guy should spend more time at church. Church is what invented Christmas. Who cares what stores do? Stores are businesses. They do not care if you have a Merry Christmas. They care if the CEO's and/or stockholders have a Merry Christmas.

What is our Christian country doing for the 96% of people who celebrate Christmas which is by the way not really a holy day. Easter is the biggie. Not much. Check this out. Does this jive with the corporal works of mercy?
In only four of the nation's 3,066 counties can someone working full-time and earning federal minimum wage afford to pay rent and utilities on a one-bedroom apartment, an advocacy group on low-income housing reported Monday.
Nice, huh? And here in NY, Pataki who vetoed raising the minimum wage which is a paltry $5.15 was finally overridden but it still sucks. It's going to a whopping $6/hr. Where I live and I kid you not, I personally know people who live in their cars. And they work. A studio apartment in this area goes for about $800/mo. Our utilities are astronomical. You cannot live here on less than $40,000/yr.

Our Christian nation is creating homeless people, poor people, hungry people, thirsty people, dead people, sick people and imprisoned people through our government which caters to the rich and to big business. It's not liberals who are ruining Christmas. It's not liberals who are ruining Christianity. Taking care of those less fortunate has always been a cause of liberals and it is a value that is written in their hearts.

Yeah, Christmas is under attack, alright. Christianity is under attack too. By Pseudo-Christian fascists.

Keep killing those terrible Iraqi's we were supposed to liberate. Take away everything New Deal that helped American's collectively. Make more bombs. Build more prisons. Alienate more countries. Starve more families, but be sure to pretend that you are against abortion and keep saying you stand for Christian values and families as long as it's your own family. Take care of your own Christian ass. Let's just see if anything is done about abortion by the Republicans. I will bet that absolutely nothing is done because there is no money to be made by banning or restricting abortion.

Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Apparently I Can't Shut Up Today

I know I'm blathering on and on today, but I feel like I'm losing it and so I'm talking it all out to you. Hang on with me, okay? I'll be happy to return the favor if you ever need it.

Now the news out of Mosul is that twenty something people have been killed and fifty something others have been wounded. You know what? I think all those people would be okay this very minute if george bush had not declared this war. Yes indeed, that's what I think and believe. I think all those deaths and injuries are directly and completely related to us and more so to those Americans who voted for bush in 2000 and in 2004. They committed the crime and we are all guilty by association.

Don't they see what they have done? Don't they? Don't they see that if we buried all the innocent Iraqis we have killed in this war in the same place, there would be one more mass grave in that country? How the hell can they miss that? I'll tell you one thing and I know I'll probably get pissy comments for saying this. If this is such a god fearing fucking country why the hell aren't these god fearing fools scared to fucking death right now? We're all walking around with other people's blood dripping from our hands. Why can't they see it or smell it? It doesn't just dry up and fall off because we keep applying more every day. Today we added a whole lot more blood to our hands and topic number one is do we say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Twenty some new graves will be dug soon and America is bickering about political correctness in holiday greetings. Yes, that's what our main concern is today. Some want religion everywhere while others want it left in the church. How about the freshly killed twenty something bodies folks, where shall we put them?

Early Morning Smile Theft

by pissed off patricia

Woke up, got outta bed.........

I got up this morning and as I walked/stumbled to the kitchen I noticed six new presents under our tree. Seems Mr. Pissed off Patricia had stayed up last night and wrapped gifts long after Mrs. p.o.p, had kept her date with her pillow. A great big smile appeared on my face when I saw the presents and the little girl side of me got all excited. Maybe this is Christmas after all. My smile was so big that I'm surprised it fit on my face.

Then I went in to the kitchen, fed Murphy the bichon and Fred, our adopted ex-street cat. I started the coffee and turned on the TV. I listened and watched and somewhere in there I lost my smile. First I heard that even more drugs are killing people than they thought, but these aren't illegal drugs, these are drugs the FDA let slip by their scrutiny. Good work FDA, you helped steal my smile. Then I hear that there's a new pill that will replace sleep, of course there is a danger that truckers will take these damned things and become road hazards. Okay fine, a little more smile is missing. Then came the announcement that there has been a large explosion at a military base in Mosul with multiple casualties. Shit! That's when the smile faded and not even a Cheshire cat grin remained.

So as I sit here and wonder how bad the news will be from Mosul as we find out more about what happened, I begin to wonder about something else. What do bush and all his neocon buddies feel and think when they get up on a morning like this. Does the news get to them like it does to me and probably to you? Do they feel that stab in their heart when they hear about deaths in Iraq? Does that news throw a dark and heavy blanket over them and does it hurt, or do they just brush it off? Do they ever feel like screaming out loud because they are so frustrated and so worried about what we are doing to the rest of the world? Do they ever cry when they're all by themselves. Do they ever cry for people they don't even know? I do, and it seems lately I do that a lot. Do they?

You know, I sure do wish they cried and I wish they would tell us if they do. I think if they are human they have to feel sad and they have to worry. Bush didn't look worried yesterday at that press conference. It's weird to me that he often smiles when he speaks of deaths and killing. Next time he's on TV, watch his face when he talks about these things. He smiles. I don't. Seems it's okay for him to have his smile whenever he wants and I guess it's okay if his war steals my smile away. I don't like that one bit.

So you and I cry while he smiles. I believe there are more people crying today than smiling. Maybe that's why he smiles so much, he uses the smiles he has stolen from all of us.

Did You Know?

Fun factoids from blondesense

  • President Lincoln was gay. Shocking discovery! Stop the presses. Discovery Channel.
  • The Puritans banned Christmas because it was more like Mardis Gras than a solemn holyday. Grace Cathedral
  • In the northern hemisphere, the Winter solstice is day of the year when the Sun is farthest south. The winter solstice marks the first day of the season of winter . The declination of the Sun on the (northern) winter solstice is known as the tropic of capricorn (-23° 27'). Science World
  • Birth of the Sun, Birth of the Son. Coincidence? Belief Net
  • The yuletide comes from a pagan festival of fire. History of Yule
  • In Finland, Santa Claus has a murky past. He was called Joulupukki, "yule goat", donned horns and an animal hide and covered his face with soot or a bark mask. He travelled from house to house frightening children with his wild dancing and singing, and expected offerings of food and booze. Full story
  • Americans and Congress increasingly feel that Rumsfeld should resign but the president feels that he is a caring and good human being. Proof that the president should resign too.
  • Happy Winter Solstice! To the ancients, it appeared as if the Sun and Moon stopped in their flight across the sky—this is the longest night of the year and was a time of both anticipation and rejoicing at the Sun’s rebirth out of the Goddess.
  • Song of the day: Here Comes the Sun

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

If you go to the giulianipartners.com site you will find that Giuliani Partners, in 2002, joined up with Ernst and Young.
From the website:
"January 15, 2002 - New York, NY. Rudolph W. Giuliani and Ernst & Young LLP, a global leader in professional services, jointly announced today that they have established an alliance to offer consulting services and to make and manage investments. The first company formed from this alliance, Giuliani Partners LLC, will focus on helping Chief Executive Officers and Boards of Directors secure the future of their firms by advising them on the protection of their companies' financial and physical assets, knowledge, people and brand."

Then if you tip-toe around the site you'll find their executives and guess who is a senior vice president? Yep, one Bernard Kerik. Knowing what we now know about him, it's sort of funny now to read how he is described on the site. You can read it here

So just to add to the story about Giuliani Partners. There's this from Dec. 1, 2004

"NEW YORK - Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, who made headlines in the 1980s prosecuting Wall Street financiers, now plans to join the club and build an investment advisory practice.

Giuliani’s consulting firm Wednesday said it purchased accounting firm Ernst & Young’s investment banking practice for an undisclosed price. The new investment bank, Giuliani Capital Advisors LLC, will advise companies on deals such as acquisitions and restructurings.

The Ernst & Young investment banking unit, Ernst & Young Corporate Finance LLC, has executives and staff in six U.S. offices."
Is it just me, or does it seem a coincidental opportunity that Giuliani is getting his fingers on Wall Street at the same time that bush is trying to move social security money over to Wall Street? Is someone giving Rudy a gift that keeps on giving?

If it is just coincidence and luck, it's damned amazing coincidental luck.

Oh yeah, speaking of coincidental luck, it happened to Rudy before. Here's something else from the website.

"Giuliani Partners and Sabre Technical Services Form New Venture –– Bio·ONE™
BIO·ONE™ WILL REMEDIATE THE FIRST ANTHRAX-CONTAMINATED BUILDING

January 13, 2004 - Boca Raton, FL. Flanked by Rudolph W. Giuliani, Chairman and CEO of Giuliani Partners LLC, and John Y. Mason, President and CEO of Sabre Technical Services LLC, David Rustine, President of Crown Companies and the new owner of the American Media Inc. (AMI) building announced today that Bio·ONE™ has been selected to decontaminate and remediate the building –– site of the first recognized anthrax incident in 2001.

“"Bio·ONE has unique chlorine dioxide-based technology and experience cleaning-up anthrax-contaminated buildings with no residual toxicity. This made them the clear choice,"” said Rustine.

Sabre Technical Services, a leader in biological and chemical remediation technology and services, has teamed with Giuliani Partners, a management consulting firm with extensive experience in security, emergency preparedness and response, as well as crisis management, to create Bio·ONE Solutions LLC. Bio·ONE is a joint venture that will work to enhance the current technology and to expand the uses of chlorine dioxide as a tool for dealing with biological and chemical incidents, as well as develop new beneficial public and commercial applications. The new joint venture will be headquartered in the remediated AMI building."
and
"The American Media Inc. building was the first building where anthrax was discovered in October of 2001. This contamination resulted in the death of the National Enquirer's photo editor, Robert Stevens. The building has remained under quarantine since. Rustine purchased the three-story, 67,500-square-foot building in April 2003 with the goal of restoring it as a safe workspace."

Seems Rudy has a real knack for making lemonade, doesn't it? Our social security money is about to go over to Wall Street to subsidize big business and there's old Rudy standing there ready to take care of it and maybe get a little financial benefit too. We still have no clue who sent the anthrax letters, but have no fear, Rudy and the gang comes to the decontamination rescue and what luck, more financial benefit.

Makes you wonder, huh?

Monday, December 20

Other Junk In The News

by Blondesense

Dumbsfeld used a machine to sign letters of condolence to the relatives of soldiers killed in Iraq. Jeez, he couldn't take time out of his schedule to sign his name and not be a prick for 2 seconds? Guess not. Now is this the type of family values government that people voted for? Is this defensible? I am sure it will be defended somehow and even some people whose kids were needlessly killed in bush's folly might defend it. This was revealed by David Hackworth who used to be a military analyst on Fox News but I don't think he is anymore because he is very outspoken against the bushistas.

It's seems that in Florida, the court ruling against using vouchers for religious schools in November inflamed conservatives. There is this little problem with the Florida constitution: separation of church and state. Rather than altering the radical conservative agenda, there is talk about radically altering the Florida constitution.

The R.C. Church, with all its money and its bank, has "generously" started an AIDS fund with a whopping $132,000 and urges "people to contribute even if they object to the Church's opposition to the use of condoms to fight the spread of the disease." Well yes, people should help the charity if it truly helps those who are dying of the disease. It is up to churches to help those who are sick and dying. I'm not in the mood to write a dissertation on condoms today. I do wonder why the RCC is so cheap though. A cool million would have been nicer. Ante up Popey.


Bitchin' about Bush and Our Environmental Future

by pissed off patricia

We all feared it was coming and here it is.

Bush to scrap American green code
"Not to be outdone, the Republican chairman of the House Resources Committee, Richard Pombo, has announced an equally radical review of the Endangered Species Act, the country's principal measure for the protection of wildlife and ecosystems, against which he has long campaigned. The law has been the main obstacle to the wholescale felling of much of the US's remaining endangered temperate rain forest.

And in a third assault, congressional leaders have also announced an attack on the National Environmental Policy Act, which requires detailed assessments of the environmental effects of major developments before they proceed.

Philip Clapp, president of the National Environmental Trust, said last week that the previous Bush administration had largely contented itself with weakening environmental legislation by watering down environmental rules, but the new one now intended to go much further, making the changes permanent by rolling back the law. "

He added, "We will now see an assault on the law, which will set the US in the direction of becoming a Third-World country in terms of Environmental protection."
Are you crying yet? There's more in the article.

Here's another result of this war. The war based on lies and liars.
Where the hell did we put our compassion? Where the hell did we put our values?
Seems we have misplaced everything, doesn't it?

Another Iraq Casualty: Nearly 900 U.S. Kids Lost a Parent in War, Scripps Finds

"NEW YORK The escalating toll of American dead in Iraq (news - web sites) is causing another tragedy that cuts deeper. After studying casualty reports and obituaries and accounts in hometown newspapers, and also conducting family interviews, Scripps Howard News Service has identified nearly 900 U.S. children who have lost a parent in the war.

Winter Has Arrived on Long Island... A Day Early

It snowed here last night. Not a lot of snow but enough to make travel treacherous in that it rained first and then froze as the temperature plummeted into the teens and left a nice layer of ice beneath the blanket of snow. That's the worst. I think the high temp today is 23º and the low is 16º. Nice. Not. Yesterday it was 50-ish. There was a cute little snow drift in front of my door this morning- oh about 8 inches. Very cute.

Naturally I wasn't home last night and was surprised to to find my son's car frozen solid in front of my friend's house and had to crack the ice with my car keys so I could gain entry into to poor little PT Cruiser (my car was blocked in at home so I took his) which is emblazoned with flames- oh that wicked manly machine of pure testosterone with its 4 cylinders of pure power. It's got heated seats. Whew. Of course I was wearing a windbreaker and sneakers with no socks as it really wasn't that cold when I went out. I should listen to the weather once in a while. Ironically, I was watching a movie called "Ice Storm" on IFC at my friend's house.

Yesterday, I was at the end of my rope as I begged the husband and son to pleeeeeeeeese take down the canvas awning on the back patio because one of these days it might snow and the awning was not made for snow load or ice. It might get cold too and no one would feel like working outside either. Also I really didn't want to have to think of the backyard until spring. Alas, the awning came down just in time. Another whew. We jammed everything into the shed just in time too.

Well it's officially winter on the Isle of Long. I think the pansies and mums that were still blooming as of the other day have had the radish, as we say here and I have no idea what that means. I suppose the grass will turn brown. I donned my plaid flannel Lanz of Salsburg nightgown which is the second official sign of winter, took my prescription drugs from the shrink and drifted off to la la land. We still haven't been invited anywhere for Christmas. I guess we'll be joining the Jews for Chinese food and a movie premiere on the 25th. I might like that.

Blinky Speaks

by pissed off patricia

Blinky held a press conference this morning.
Blinky said things look positive.
Blinky said it's "hard work" and it's "complex".
Blinky said he will not negotiate with himself.
Those of us listening to Blinky have no clue what the fuck he meant.

Bitchin' Just a Little More

by pissed off patricia

If this doesn't scare the beejeezus out of you, please explain to me why it doesn't. Especially since General Boykin is involved.

Pentagon Seeks to Expand Role in Intelligence-Collecting

gifts worth giving

Dear Santa or Jesus,

As a country we haven't been too good this past year. By following george bush, we sort of fornicated with the dog. There are a lot of sins floating around this country today and there are a big bunch of sinners. No one has been as good as they should have been. Maybe we will get presents this year, maybe not. To help us overcome our evil ways perhaps some of these gifts might help.

I found these on the internet. Here are some Christmas gifts I believe might be able to change the future of our nation and they may well appeal to the best of our god fearing brothers and sisters.

1. Jesus on a Rope. "Where's Jesus? Hanging around the showers, that's where! And ethereally purplish Jesus soap hangs from a royal purple rope, ready to be whipped up into a lather."

2. Wash away your sins body and bath conversion kit. For Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers. "Kit includes: Body Wash - in the shower cleansing power Hand Cream - smooth on salvation 4 Towelettes - kill sins on contact Breath Spray - commune with confidence"

3. I feel this gift might also be a good idea or at the very least, interesting. Perhaps a good re-gifting idea. The "Get a Grip Mini-Giftbasket for the Chronic Masturbator" contains a mini-bottle of Purell hand sanitizer and one pair of green latex surgical gloves for the handling of the penis; two packs of HandzOff Anti-masturbatory gum; one church-approved "Good News" pivot-head disposable razor for ease in shaving the palms should the masturbator relapse; one Baby "Every Sperm is Sacred" pocket touchstone to remind the masturbator to save his seed; and one pamphlet on avoiding self-abuse, all attractively packaged in a handsome giftbasket ready to present to that special someone in your life."

And finally, I saved the best for last.

4. Here's the Fuzzy Dayglo Velvet Jesus Bank, a 17" fuzzy dayglo velvet Jesus Bank in Lurid Magenta. This is beyond words so I suggest you view it for yourself.

Sincerely,

Just one more shopping sinner who hasn't given up hope

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

Some more heat for the Rummy roast. Are you listening Satan?
Lying Kills
by Richard Reeves
NEW YORK -- On Monday of this week, both The New York Times and USA Today published anonymously sourced stories reporting that the Department of Defense was considering plunging deeply into the disinformation business."Such missions, " said The Times, "could take the deceptive techniques endorsed for use on the battlefield to confuse an adversary and adopt them for covert propaganda campaigns aimed at neutral and even allied nations."

The timing suggests these stories were leaked by people in the Pentagon trying to stop the military before it kills again -- or simply shoots itself in the foot. The idea suggests there are crazy people in the Department of Defense. Criminally insane, in this case.

Sunday, December 19

So Whose Fault Is It?

The media says it's the liberal media that put the soldier in Kuwait up to asking Rummy why they don't have armor. I mean how dare a soldier ask the Fuckface of Defense right before Christmas such a question? It might ruin Rummy's Xmas. And who is this liberal media anyway? I keep hearing about it on the media! Anyway, Inhofe says it's Clinton's fault that our troops have to scrounge for armor and that Iraq is a big mess. Now I seem to remember that bush said that it was Kerry's fault that the troops had no armor even though the $87 billion got passed anyway. But didn't I just read that Armor Holdings Company gladly increased its production from 450 to 550 vehicles per month after the big broohaha over Rummy's disgrace in Kuwait? They said all they needed was someone to tell them to increase the production rate. Of course the US Guvmnt didn't order more vehicles or anything and somehow that relates back to Clinton and Kerry or something... I don't know. You figure it out.

UPDATE: Read comments section for brilliant informed commentary plus great quote by Duncan Idaho: You fuck over the troops with the Secretary of Defense you have, not the Secretary of Defense you wish you had. You're living in your own Duncan Idaho

Songs We Should Be Singing

What's Going On?
(What's So Funny About) Peace Love and Understanding?
With God On Our Side
Masters of War
For What It's Worth
War What Is It Good For?
How Long?
Eve of Destruction
Ohio
Imagine
Happy Xmas
Fortunate Son
Born In The USA
Some Mother's Son

Inspired by a mule from Missouri
And updated due to suggestions from the peanut gallery.

Reason 10,982 To Not Want To Admit To Being Christian

44% of Americans in a nationwide poll conducted by Cornell University believe that Muslim Americans should have their civil liberties curtailed. These 44% described themselves as Republican and/or highly religious. just shoot me Researchers also found that these people also paid attention to television news and are fearful of another terrorist attack. Figures.

Also in the article:
"According to the survey, 37% believe a terrorist attack in the United States is still likely within the next 12 months. In a similar poll conducted by Cornell in November 2002, that number stood at 90%."
That's interesting. Maybe they thought that a terror attack was going to happen around the election and since it didn't happen, that we are out of danger. Or maybe, perish the thought, people think that since bush won, we are safe now.

UPDATE:
Rob Schumacher kindly passed along this link to the PDF file with the full results of the survey. I took a quick look (I'll print out the rest and study it further) and have surmised that watching television news and a having high degree of religiosity makes you paranoid, intolerant and rather stupid. We already knew that, but now we can see it in numbers. The scary part is that almost half the country falls into this category. Just stay near the cities and you'll be ok.

Guardsman Killed Iraqi After Sex

Guardsman Killed Iraqi After Sex
By JAY PRICE, Staff Writer
"A North Carolina National Guard member thought to be the first U.S. soldier convicted of murdering an Iraqi said he "snapped" and shot the 17-year-old boy after they had consensual sex, according to court-martial records released this week."
War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Seasons Greetings As Per The Nightly News

by Blondesense

Deck the halls with fire retardant holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to avoid folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we gender appropriate apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Singing un-offensive carols,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing UL lights before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Keep the tree well watered and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Check the toys with merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or junior'll choke on christmas treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast the way the old pet passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
If it eats the Christmas plants-es,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don't leave burning candles unattended
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or sit on broken chairs unmended
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drunken drivers're out to bid you a
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Snow and ice and rain will skid you
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Refrigerate leftover foo-ood.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or you won't feel so very goo-ood.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Now you have no real good reason
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
T0 enjoy the holiday season
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

HO HO HO
Merry Christmas
HO HO HO

Bitchin'

It's About Time
by pissed off patricia

From what I'm hearing on Fox News, bush will be Time Magazine's Man of the Year. Figures. He has certainly been responsible for a lot of news. Like being responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent Iraqis and the deaths of about 1300 members of our military. Like draining our financial river until it has become a sand pit. Like lying to the world. Yep, that's making news, but not as much news as you would think and not the news you would hope.

The "Man of the Year" is not always a good man, he's a man in the news or who makes news and the news he makes determines the kind of man he is. When you list bush's good points against his bad points you quickly see why he is on the cover of Time. He is infamous, he is not famous.

UPDATE:
You can read Time's story about Man of the Year 2004, here

This is why Time says bush was chosen.
"For sharpening the debate until the choices bled, for reframing reality to match his design, for gambling his fortunes—and ours—on his faith in the power of leadership, George W. Bush is TIME's 2004 Person of the Year."
Not exactly glowing terms, is it?


Saturday, December 18

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

This is a really and truly must read this from Mother Jones.

America's Sinister Plan for Falluja
By Michael Schwartz
Introduction by Tom Engelhardt

Please take the time and learn about the surprise the US is planning for the returning people of Falluja. It's not pretty and you won't feel proud. As I read this article I felt a chill and realized I was holding my hand over my mouth in disbelief. As you read this, some part of you will refuse to believe that this is our country doing this. After each sentence you read, you'll think it can't get worse, but it does. Yeah, some awful things have been done in our name, but some more awful things are coming to the people of Falluja. Repeat after me, Not in My Name!

Bitchin' Because This is Nuts!

by pissed off patricia

I just listened to Crossfire on CNN. Both sides seemed to be saying the same thing. The topic was what to do about Christmas? Should we say, Happy Holidays or should we say, Merry Christmas? What about Hanukkah?

If you say, Happy Hanukkah, to me, I would return your greeting by saying, Happy Hanukkah to you. How difficult is that? If I say Happy Hanukkah to someone and they say Merry Christmas to me. So what?

Everybody needs to take a deep breath and relax. No one is going to wish you anything merry and kind while meaning anything offensive. That's it, bottom line.

Have we become such spoiled Americans that we fight over what kind of greeting and best wishes we will allow to be given to us? If you want a zillion plastic Jesus, Josephs and Marys in your yard, that's fine by me. If I want a Santa in my yard, why wouldn't that be fine by you? Why can't we respect one another, wish each other good cheer and happiness without trying to find something to squabble about. Hell folks, it's Christmas for god's sake. Enjoy it all and stop bickering.

Idiots Guide To New York At Christmas Time

How ya doon? As you know, I live in Noo Yawk. I live in a pawt called Lawn Guyland which iz very close to da city so we go to da city to see junk a lot. Especially at Chrissmisstime cause it's nice ta look at.

So here's some links to cool Noo Yawk shit for ya ta check out. Fugeddabowdit. Ya don't have ta tank me. kay? kay. I included some translations for yooz idiots out dere.

Da windiz of da fancy stawz.
Ya gotta tell da kids dat dere's no way ya gonna buy dem shit in doze staws though. There's perfectly good stuff for sale along the sidewalk, ya know?
Translation for idiots: Lovely windows at some of New Yorks finer retail establishments.

Fancy schmancy Chrissmiss trees around da city
Fuck you! Waddaya lookin' at, you piece of shit?
Translation for idiots: Elegantly decorated evergreens in and around the city.

Dey even lit up da fuckin' Bronx Zoo fa crissakes
Translation for idiots: The World Class Bronx Zoo has a spectacular light show.

Howz abouda list of bars wit festive decor?
Godda get shitfaced in a classy joint. Am I right or whut?
Translation for idiots: Meet your friends at a quaint tavern and sip hot toddies by the fire.

Yeah and here's a list of what nobody I know duz for New Yeah's.
Translation for idiots: Make your reservations early for a world class New Years Eve!

Jewevah see da Radio City Chrissmiss Show?
Itza Mussee. Doze Rockettes are gawjiss. It's a beauty-full show indeed.
Translation for idiots: Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a visit to the famed Radio City Music Hall and an afternoon or evening spent with world famous Rockettes. Bring the whole family and expect to leave filled with holiday spirit!

Have a Very Seasoned Greeting and an unoffensive winter solstice time of year, one and all!
The sun is returning. Let us rejoice!

Ho Ho Ho!

Friday, December 17

Oooh, The Kerik Story Gets Juicier....

So Blondie, don't you have a life or anything?
No, not really. Why do you ask?

The last time we looked into Bernie's life we found that he was married and had children. No one seems to know anything about this illegal alien nanny that he purports to have employed. But everyone seems to know about the simultaneous affairs he had with 2 women at the love shack overlooking ground zero that was donated to weary WTC search crew. The most righteous Judith Regan, who was most outspoken in her nauseating disdain for President Clinton's almost unspeakable indiscretion on national television numerous times, was incensed when she learned of Bernie's other mistress and that Bernie's wife, who he wasn't even in love with, yeah sure was with child, broke off her relationship with Bernie, the love machine.

The NY Post now reveals that Bernie wanted Judith back and stalked her and her family. Bernie, a stalker? Say it isn't so. What next?

Being Nice

A commenter wrote that his Catholic upbringing, "consisted of "be nice" and all that 1970's era bullshit they fed us". I would like to respond to that. Not to make fun of it. I would just like to say a few things about that.

What is wrong with being nice? If everyone were simply nice to each other, the world would be a wonderful place. There would be no war, there would be no George Bush crap to deal with, no Karl Roves, no Rambo Keriks, no Faux news, no bin Ladens, no Saddam Husseins, no suicide bombers, no need for military, no need for cops, no need to watch your back, no need for locks on your cars and homes. No need to worry when you send your child to school that a mean kid would beat up your precious angel.

Wouldn't it be nice if people were nice? We would not need religion if people were nice.

If people were nice, people would share. You wouldn't have ridiculously rich people and ridiculously poor people. No one would go to bed hungry. No one would be homeless unless they insisted that they wanted to be homeless for a particular reason. Everyone would be working. People wouldn't hog up natural resources to make a killing in business. People would help out each other. People wouldn't revel in each other's misery like they do now. And they do.

I really don't see anything wrong with teaching people to be nice. It shouldn't be a religious thing at all. It just makes perfect sense to anyone who is sane. It would make living in a world a lot easier. Most atheists believe in being nice. Jesus wanted us to be nice to each other. Many fundamentalists try to tell you otherwise, but they are wrong. Jesus' main message was for us to love each other and take care of each other. Try telling that to the folks at Halliburton or the Carlyle Group. They wouldn't hear of it. There is a lot of money to be made being ruthless. I'd give up everything I had if I knew that everyone on earth was going to be nice. How about you?

I finally finished the Da Vinci Code

It was a page turner for sure. I thought it was going to be boring but it wasn't. It had a couple of stories going on at the same time but it was very good. It featured those quacks, Opus Dei, the fine Catholic fringe group who practice The Way and self torture. yum. My favorite professor at the Seminary warned us of "The Way". I didn't know what the hell he was talking about then. They are the bad guys in the book. The Vatican isn't exactly good either, but they aren't bad. Just a big cover up organization, but not necessarily evil. And let's see, Jesus was married and had kids and there is a royal bloodline. Holy Grail. No Monty Python. There was nothing about God and nothing about everlasting life. I didn't want to spoil the plot. You should read it if you haven't.

Rewarding Fuck ups, It's a Must

by pissed off patricia

So Zell, I am completely insane, Miller, will honor the swift boat liars. Well sure, that makes sense after bush honored the Iraqi war failures with little medals this week. Sure, why not? If you appear to be headed straight to hell, wait a second, we have an award for you. Then this morning we hear that we have a secret prison. Whoever came up with that idea is probably in line for an award too. See that's our new world. The more you fuck up the cooler you are. We reward fuck ups now. Jeez, just think how many of us have gone through our whole lives trying like hell to do things right, trying to help our fellow man, trying always to do the, some would say, the Christian thing even if we didn't call ourselves Christians. We learned right from wrong and we mapped out our life trying our level best to head in the right direction. We didn't lie or cheat or steal. There were times when it would have been easier to lie or cheat or steal, but we didn't because we knew it was wrong and we would have hell to pay, figuratively if not literally. Boy, were we wrong.

Who knew that a day would come when you would actually be rewarded for doing all three sins. Lying has become accepted. Cheating is a must. And, stealing is expected. My oh my, who knew?
So what does this tell the kids who are growing up in this world today? Think about it. Hey kids, it's honorable to lie to everybody all you have to do is create a reason and fake everyone out. Hey kids, cheating has it's rewards, and no we aren't joking. There really are rewards. Hey kids, it's okay to steal, just call it borrowing.

No matter what kind of creative mind you have, you couldn't make this shit up!

Bitchin' About Computer Devils

by pissed off patricia

Is it just me or is this happening to everyone? I am getting swamped with spam these past few days. I went from only a few spamettes a day to getting ten to fifteen each time my "check mail" deal kicks in. Naturally I just delete them unopened but still, what the hell is going on? Some show no subject or sender while others are in some funky characterization. I recognize many subject lines as phishing emails. Ha, as if I have the accounts the subject line is asking me about. If you don't know what phishing is, please Google it and you'll see. Never reply to one of these emails. Ignore them and delete them. When in doubt, always delete.

If only they could come up with something like a code that you could give your friends and only their emails would make it to your computer. Sure, eventually the spammers would figure it out but for some amount of time we could relax a little. I hate having to be on constant guard for fear that some jerk will figure out a way to screw with my computer and drive me to drink before cocktail hour. May spammers, virus writers, and all the other assholes who mess with our computers burn forever in computer hell. May their own computers go up in a puff of smoke. Especially the heathen of the devil who sent me the Netsky virus a few months ago. It was cloaked as a message from Symantec and arrived about five minutes before the real Symantec warning arrived. Too late, I had been had. I stayed up until almost midnight that night removing crap from my computer. Next day Symantec had it's removal tool but that tool didn't remove junk, it just de-virused the junk. I forget now how many hundred files I had to find and remove. That was hell and that's why I hope with all my heart that whoever does this sort of stuff to us will suffer until the end of time. Yeah, that's harsh, but not nearly harsh enough!

Thursday, December 16

Who Will be Time Magazine's Man of the Year?

by pissed off patricia

It may well be george bush who will be Time Magazine's Man of the Year. But if it isn't him, then who do you think it will be and why?
Hopefully we can keep this going until Sunday when we will all know the answer.

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

In today's Washington Post,Richard Cohen, gets it. And, he gets it exactly right! He writes about the medals that bush gave to the failures. Mr. Cohen suggests that perhaps Bernie Kerik should have received a medal too.

Here's part of what he writes, but you owe it to him and yourself to read the entire piece.

"To make these awards in the face of failure -- the mounting American death toll, the awful suffering of the Iraqis, the looming possibility of civil war, the nose-thumbing of the still-at-large Osama bin Laden and the madness of making war for a nonexistent reason -- has the creepy feel of the old communist states, where incompetents wore medals and harsh facts were denied. For this reason Bernie Kerik -- three months in Iraq building a police force as good as rhetoric can make it -- seemed as likely and appropriate a recipient of a presidential medal as any of the others."

The Media Does Christmas

and You Better Watch Out

The media says to deck those halls, but heed all the warning.

Watch out for toys that will murder your child.
Watch out for toys that will break and harm your child.
Watch out for plants that could poison your child.
Watch out for plants that could poison your pet.
Watch out for dry, flammable Christmas trees.
Watch out for frayed cords on Christmas lights.
Watch out for space heaters.
Watch out for overloading electric sockets.
Watch out for fires.
Watch out for identity theft on the internet when ordering merchandise.
Watch out for drunk drivers.
Watch out for too much religious stuff.
Watch out for not enough religious stuff.
Watch out for this and watch out for that.

You have to wonder how many people made it safely through Christmases before the media began to tell us, you better "watch out".

Spoiled in America?

by pissed off patricia

We have machines to wash and dry our dishes and our laundry. We hire someone to manicure our lawn. We take the car to have it cleaned, inside and out. We now have a robotic vacuum cleaner so we don't even have to be involved in that activity. Some even hire a housekeeper to clean the house for them and a dog walker to walk their dog. We go to a salon to get our hair washed and our nails done. So with all these chores being done without much effort on our part, what do we do? We pay fees at the local gym to workout. We pay for things so we don't have to sweat and then we go to the gym and pay to get to sweat. Jeezz, no wonder the rest of the world thinks we're nuts. We just may be.

Perhaps if we didn't depend on costly luxuries so much, we wouldn't need to pay for a daily workout. Perhaps if we hung our laundry on the line outside, mowed our own grass, washed our own car, walked our own dog and cleaned our own house, we would be so damned tired from that workout that we wouldn't need the workout at the gym. And, we just might have a little more money in our pocket and a little less fat on our ass.

Mass Graves Are We There Yet

Mass Graves Are We There Yet
- by Mark Drolette

"The question stems not from some ghoulish curiosity but rather from the ongoing slaughter in Iraq, and the reply is also crucial to answering the following (and, really, main) query: Since the Bush administration has reminded us many times that Iraqis no longer need fear being used as filler for Saddam Hussein's mass graves, might the U.S., by virtue of the number of civilians it's killed, be in danger of replicating Hussein's dark deeds?"


God versus Santa?

God versus Santa?

Which One is Better//and//or//More Likely to Exist?
Who is the better Holiday Icon for our Children

Looking Back at the Year in Morality Part 1

Memoirs of one hellbound lady in the 21st Century.

We happy snuggled up to our TV sets to watch that family values game of football at the end of last season to see who the champs would be amid commercial after commercial assuring us that sexual dysfunction is a thing of the past for men. No matter how shriveled up the man is in general, his wee wee would still be a thing of magnificence for women to always worship. Well anyway, that was what we were supposed to assume from that commercial with the older man who was throwing his football through the tire on the rope swing with his adoring wife looking on. At first I wanted the drug thinking it would improve my aim. Whatever. The big story about the Super Bowl wasn't about the super duper family values of the game itself and those fabulous beer commercials and the wonderful music at half time but of the horrific exposition of the black woman's nipple we were forced to witness for a portion of a second on national television. It paved the way for months of discussion on the sad sad direction of morality in this country. Yes, the nipple certainly spelled out the direction of all our moral values. Right town the toilet. I thought it was kind of funny so I was deemed immoral by those who hold America sacred.

Another moral value came up afterward. It was the morality of going to war with Iraq when it was found out that there were in fact no WMD's in Iraq afterall. The president even made a joke about it at the Washington Press Corp din-din. Everyone laughed. I didn't think it was very funny. My morality was questioned because I questioned the morality of the war. Suddenly I was told that we went to war because Saddam was a bad man and killed his people during the Reagan administration. B-b-but I thought we went to war cause of mushroom clouds and WMD's. No silly, we went to war because Saddam was a bad man and you are immoral for not realizing that and you are disgusting and unAmerican. "You must be a lesbian, baby killing, atheist liberal! You should be tortured in Abu Ghraib. You disgust me." Steeeeerike two.

The next moral value that came up was the morality of the Passion Of The Christ by America's Favorite Retro Catholic, Mel Gibson. I went to see the Movie on the first day it came out. It was a bloody gory mess. It made me feel no closer to Jesus than before. It made me sick. It made others feel so very close to Christ. I cannot for the life of me imagine that anyone unless they enjoy snuff films, be converted to Christianity after seeing the flick for it told nothing of Jesus' ministry or the point of it. Those who did not see this film as the salvation for all mankind was labeled as immoral and hellbound. Exqueese me, but I just loved Zeffirelli's "Jesus of Nazareth". Doesn't count. Strike three.

Part 2. The Democratic Primaries and American Morals

It gets curiouser and curiouser

So did Rambo have a nanny or not? He's not talking.

Last night, Mr. Kerik was told that skeptics in city government circles were questioning the very existence of the nanny, and he was pressed to provide any kind of evidence to document that she was real. But after taking time to consider the request, Mr. Kerik again decided to remain silent on the subject.

Most puzzled about the nanny, perhaps, are former neighbors of the Keriks and their kin. In the Riverdale section of the Bronx, where the family lived in a first-floor apartment for years before moving last year into the Franklin Lakes home they had extensively renovated, neighbors did not recall any household help. One neighbor, Dennis Doyle, noted that Mr. Kerik's wife, Hala Matli Kerik, a former dental hygienist, not only seemed to care for Celine, now 4, by herself, but that she did her own laundry as well. NY Times
My blondesense tells me that Rambo Kerik had a wicked affair or 2 at an apartment near ground zero that was supposed to be for weary ground zero workers, not horny police commissioners, and perhaps 2 wives at once and that was why he withdrew his nomination. Oh and probably because he suddenly because he went from rags to riches. This nanny story is hogwash. And St. Rudy of New York is over before he even got started.

Star Wars, Those Crazy Star Wars, Nothing Star Wars, Up In the Sky

Ta Da!
Missile Defense System Fails Again!
An interceptor rocket never lifts off during the first trial run in two years.

It's a good read in today's LA Times. (get password at bugmenot.com) If I was so inclined, I could write a whole comedy sketch for Jay Leno on this. But I tell you, the article has quite a bit of hilarity built right into it:

"Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld acknowledged that more research would be needed to make the system work, but called criticisms of the technology a "red herring.
"We have no intention of deploying something that doesn't work, but what the definition of 'work' is, is terribly important," Rumsfeld said"
bwahahahhahahaha

benediction isn't good for you

You were wondering why all the good Catholic Church goers were dying so young?
Well it seems that all that benediction incense and candles are damaging to your lungs if you spend too much time in unventilated churches. Explains why my mom always had bronchitis during Lent.

Wednesday, December 15

The Battle Of Christmas

Wow there really is a Grinch. CS Monitor monitors the ongoing battle.

I don't believe in a literal Santa or take the infancy narratives in the gospels literally but I do believe in Christmas and I say keep it coming. More trees, more angels, more stars and lights, more baby Jesus' in mangers.

Not Safe For Work

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Flash Video

Greeting From Florida

This is by Frank Cerabino in today's Palm Beach Post. I can't find it on their website so I'm going to type it for you. This is his suggestion for the Christmas letter that so many people send out. Depending on the Floridian's condition this year, he gives choices. We are to choose which is appropriate for us. It's funny.
Enjoy,
patricia

Dear_____________,

Greetings from South Florida, where the (holiday/ hurricane) season has really been extraordinary this year.

Like many in the neighborhood, our house has been (decorated/ damaged) in so many ways.

As we sit here and look at the tree in our living room, we only wish that (you/ FEMA) would be here to see it. A (neighbor/claims adjuster)came by and took a picture of it just the other day.

Let's just say that everything this season has far exceeded our (expectations/ deductibles).

Our roof has a big (red Santa/blue tarp)on it, and cars slow to look at the (North/ power) pole (display/ fragment) in our front lawn.

We get in the mood every night by going outside to (string/ round) up another strand of (lights/ downed wire).

Remember our big ficus tree? Well, you wouldn't recognize it now, because it's (full of lights/ been turned into an 8-foot mountain of mulch).

Our garage is full of (presents/ plywood) now, so much so that we keep the car in the driveway. By the way, our car is now (for sale/ a convertible) due to (high mileage/the ficus tree).

Some of our neighbors think we went overboard this season. But they ended up in
(agreement/ a shelter), eventually realizing that they hadn't done enough to prepare.

Just the other night, we were our (caroling/ taunting) in the neighborhood, singing (Jingle Bells/ Shingles Fell) and The Twelve Days of (Christmas/ Frances) in front of some of the houses.

The looks on the faces were priceless. We've come to grow very close to each other during the season.

This is especially true of our next-door-neighbor, who seems so much closer to us now that the (season/ fence) is (here/ gone). Just the other day , I mentioned to him just how (special/ loud) his (friendship/ gas generator) was. It ended with us calling (our wives/ the cops), and turning our little chat into an impromptu (get -together/ domestic disturbance).

That's the way things are here. Very spirited.

So we'd love to have you come see us next year. Come stay with us next (Christmas/ September). Before you come, just remember to (give us a call/ pack survival gear), and check the (flights/ tropics) to see what's (available/ incoming).

Bitchin' because There are Just So Damned Many Reasons

by pissed off patricia

We Are Not Alone

When you look at Lou Dobbs, you do see some blond in his hair, don't you? He showed his blondness last night when he too brought up the question about Judith Miller and Bob Novak. Is Lou a Blondesense reader? I kind of doubt it, but weirder things have happened, haven't they? Last night one of Lou's guests on his program was Daniel Okrent, public editor for the New York Times. Lou and Mr. Okrent were as perplexed as we are by the fact that Novak has not been harassed about his publishing of Plame's name yet Miller, who didn't publish the name, is standing on the welcome mat at the door of a jail. As yet I cannot find a transcript of the conversation between Mr. Dobbs and Mr. Okrent.. To the best of my memory Mr. Okrent said that in his opinion all he could figure was that Novak had already testified before the grand jury. I'm not sure what he meant by that. Maybe he meant that Novak had testified and revealed his source. Who the hell knows?

Novak can boast about his determination not to reveal a source, but he has done just that in the past. Back in July of 2001 he revealed a source. Go here and read it in his own words.

Maybe you agree with him, maybe you don't. I agree with his decision then, but I don't understand the difference between then and now. I guess if the secrets come from your cronies in the white house, that makes it a real and true secret no matter what the outcome may be, and you're free to write whatever you want and to hell with the consequences for those involved.

I saw Novak recently on C-Span. A caller asked if Novak was happy that Miller was going to suffer due to his actions. Novak blew off the question by saying that the caller didn't know what he was talking about. The host of the show asked Novak about the Plame affair to which Novak replied that no one knew all the details and on the advice of his attorney he would not discuss it.

So there you go. We don't know the details and we aren't going to know. No wonder we don't understand why Miller is in hot water while Novak plays it cool. It's all part of the new world plan. Don't ask because we won't tell you because you have no right to know. Journalists be prepared. If you write a story be sure that you have the support of our Resident in the white house or you may well be heading for a cell in the big house.

***

One other thing regarding Lou Dobbs’ show last night. They asked, "How do you rate Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's performance?" You could go online and vote excellent, good or poor. The results were 92% poor,3% good and 4% excellent. No, it's not a scientific poll, but since this administration doesn't seem to believe in science, so what?

***

Speaking of Rumsfeld, here's something from the L.A. Times today (Yes, this is a subscription/sign in deal, but it's worth it. get password at http://bugmenot.com/)

"Marines in Iraq conducted mock executions of juvenile prisoners last year, burned and tortured other detainees with electrical shocks, and warned a Navy corpsman they would kill him if he treated any injured Iraqis, according to military documents made public Tuesday."

and.....

"The mistreatment occurred as early as May 2003, months before the first allegations of abuse at Abu Ghraib were recorded. And the most recent case involving prisoner abuse by the Marines occurred in June, two months after the Abu Ghraib scandal broke.

Anthony D. Romero, executive director of the ACLU in New York, placed responsibility for the abuse on the Pentagon. "This kind of widespread abuse could not have taken place without a leadership failure of the highest order," he said."

Yep, I think a vote for "poor" was the right choice regarding Rumsfeld's performance.

***
Irony

According to all news reports today, Chemical Ali will be among the first to go on trial in Iraq because he was in charge of some of the worst crimes.

From the Seattle Times; "A detainee in Al Mahmudiya suffered second-degree burns and blisters on the back of his hands when "a Marine guard squirted alcohol-based sanitizer" on him. A match was lit, igniting the prisoner."

***

Under the Heading of "Hummm?"

According to the Scotsman.com; "Many of Iraq’s former Baath Party members have been in jail for more than a year, and few have been able to see legal representatives.

Saddam’s Jordan-based lawyers say they have not seen the former dictator and that holding trials so soon would be illegal.

"The Iraqi court will be in violation of the basic rights of the defendants, which is to have access to legal counsel while being interrogated and indicted," Ziad al-Khasawneh said.

Sound familiar? Can you imagine such a thing? Holding prisoners for an indefinite amount of time without allowing them legal counsel? My word, that could never happen in America, could it?

Here's some more from the Scotsman; "I can now tell you clearly and precisely that, God willing, next week the trials of the symbols of the former regime will start, one by one so that justice can take its path in Iraq," Mr Allawi told the interim National Council, without saying who would be tried."

Now comes the US side of the deal.

"There is a court process that involves investigative judges and a hearing for some of the former regime officials that is under preparation that we would expect to be held next week," said Richard Boucher, a United States State Department spokesman. "At that point, the accused and their attorneys do go to court, although that’s not the actual trial."


But these trials will be completely under the control of Iraqis. Yeah, right!

Tuesday, December 14

Verrry Interesting

Please read this post at Jesus Politics Blog, my fellow patriotic Americans.
I thank you.

Bitchin' Cause I Just Don't Understand. Please help me.

by pissed off patricia

Robert Novak reported that Valerie Plame was a CIA agent. Judith Miller did not report this. Why is Novak still at large and Miller could well be going to jail?

Someone PLEASE explain this to me. I must be missing something. I studied law and I still don't get it.

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

A Floridian speaks out about what it's like to be governed by Jeb.

Too Bad You Don't Know What You Want
STEVE OTTO
Tampa Tribune

"It's a good thing this voting stuff isn't all that important.

I mean, if it were, and if the government were required to do those things the voters want it to do - tell it to do - we would be in a heap of trouble."
Please go and read the entire article, it's that good!

Here are the closing lines:
"At the same time, the state could save even more money on elections by just asking the governor what he thinks about an issue. King Jeb could lay out his desires, and then we wouldn't have to go through all that touch-screen voting stuff that we can't seem to get right anyhow."

The Real Sin Of Sodom



Most uneducated christians will tell you that the sin of Sodom was homosexuality. Scripture scholars and the bible itself tells you that it was not homosexuality that brought down Sodom and Gomorrah, it was that the people were greedy, inhospitable and disregarded the poor. (Ezekiel 16:48-50 )

Look closely at the Sin of Sodom as illustrated by chick.com above. I'll tell you what the sin of Sodom (and the sin of the whole Judeo-Christian religion) was. It was and is the sin of offering your virgin daughters to pigs at the door in the face of rape. The fascist pig message of the bible is quite clear: Take our virgins. Please. Abuse only counts when it is perpetrated against males. I rest my case.

Frivolous Law Suits Worry The Pentagon

What "Frivolous" Lawsuits?

Oh just that pesky silly college pranky 8 x 10 color glossy picture Abu Ghraib prison thingy.

Land of the Free?



It's a portrait of our leader created out of monkeys by 23 year old artist, Chris Savido. It's well executed and it has a 3D quality. It doesn't seem controversial or anything. It's not like it's a religious picture with poop smeared all over it. Or is it? Nope. No poop.

I'd like to take a closer look at it. In person.

Oh wait, I can't. The piece, Bush Monkeys, part of a show featuring art from the upcoming issue of Animal Magazine, a quarterly publication featuring emerging artist was closed over the weekend suddenly even though it was supposed to stay opened for a month. The manager of the gallery saw the piece and threatened to arrest the show organizer!

Censorship in New York City? Again? What is this country coming to?

Monday, December 13

What Women Want

Since I was over at A-O-Hell I clicked on a link about women, cause I always like to find out about my gender. I seem to be sort of normal. heh. This is what I found out:

What Makes Women Happy?
Sex Tops List

New Tool Measuring Happiness Shows Women Enjoy Sex Most, Commuting Least

Dec. 9, 2004 -- Women enjoy sex most and commuting least, according to a study using a new tool that attempts to measure what really makes people happy on a daily basis.

Surprisingly, researchers said they found that activities, such as sex, socializing, eating, exercising, and watching TV have a much bigger impact on women's happiness on a daily basis than general circumstances, such as income, religion, or marital status.

The study also showed that time pressures at work, lack of sleep, and temperament (including depression) have a major impact on personal happiness.

Researchers say new tools like this one are needed to measure and quantify people's quality of life and well-being. Current tools rely on broader measures, such as income or educational status that may not accurately reflect personal happiness.

A New Way to Measure Personal Happiness

In the study, which appears in the Dec. 3 issue of Science, researchers tested a new tool, called the Day Reconstruction Method, which is designed to assess how people spend their time and how they felt about those activities on a given day.

More than 900 women answered general demographic questions and then were asked to create a short diary of the previous day by thinking of the day as a film containing a series of scenes and episodes.

After the women constructed their diary, they answered a series of questions about each episode, including what they were doing, with whom, and how they felt.

The average number of daily activities was 14 and each lasted about an hour.

The most enjoyable activities included: sex or intimate relations, socializing, relaxing, praying or meditating, eating, exercising, and watching TV. The least enjoyable activity was commuting, followed by working and doing housework.

Interactions with friends were rated as most enjoyable, notably more enjoyable than interactions with relatives, spouses, or children.

Although children are frequently cited as the greatest source of joy in people's lives, researchers say taking care of children isn't always enjoyable.

"When people are asked how much they enjoy spending time with their kids they think of all the nice things -- reading them a story, going to the zoo," says researcher Norbert Schwarz of the University of Michigan, in a news release. "But they don't take the other times into account, the times when they are trying to do something else and find the kids distracting."

"When we sample all the times that parents spend with their children, the picture is less positive than parents expect," says Schwarz. "On the other hand, we also find that people enjoy spending time with their relatives much more than they usually assume."

Researchers also found that the quality of women's sleep had a major impact on their enjoyment of life. Women who slept poorly, on average, enjoyed their day as little as the average person enjoys commuting. But those who slept well enjoyed their day as much as most people enjoy watching TV.

When it comes to personal happiness, researchers say the results show that general life circumstances, such as job security and marital status, had a much smaller impact on feelings than the types of activities that people were engaged in.

"It's not that life circumstances are irrelevant to well-being," says Schwarz, "on the contrary, we found that people experience large variations in feelings during the course of a normal day. This variation highlights the importance of optimizing the allocation of time across situations and activities. If you want to improve your well-being, make sure that you allocate your time wisely."

Shooting Star Show Tonight


"Year's Best" Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight


Attention skywatchers: Grab a lawn chair and bundle up, because what experts believe will be this year's best meteor shower peaks tonight. In the hours around midnight the Geminids will streak across the night sky at rates of a meteor per minute or more.

"I think that the Geminids should be the best shower this year," said Bill Cooke, a meteor-shower expert with the Space Environment Group at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama. "There's no moon so conditions will be perfect—as long as you don't mind freezing a bit."

While most meteor showers are at their best only in the early morning hours, the Geminids aid the sleepy by appearing in good numbers before midnight.

Read the full story >>

Scott Peterson

Some people read the freepers. I read the AOL message boards. Not very often but once every 2 weeks or so. News just came out that Scott Peterson was sentenced to death. There was cheering in California for this verdict. 76% of AOLies think it is the right thing to do. I never kept up with the trial so I really don't have much to say about it. I was interested in the comments about the sentencing though. Your pro-death penalty folks which outnumbered the anti-death penalty folks naturally all felt that he must rot in hell for what he did. Most felt that lethal injection was too kind and he should be sunk in the bay. Many felt it was too expensive to keep him alive in jail for the rest of his life although others argued that it's cheaper to keep him alive. Apparently the bible says its ok to kill those who commit horrendous crimes. It was a pretty passionate argument both ways. It was sad. People were very mean to each other while discussing this. I don't remember people being so mean to each other when they were discussing the OJ trial at AOL. I followed that trial pretty much. Have things changed that much? Maybe I changed. I don't know.

Hypocrisy Watch

by blondesense

Bernie "Rambo" Kerik was quite the lover boy according to the NY Daily News today. Now I really don't give a shit about whether or not he has affairs or if anyone has affairs as long as it doesn't get in the way of their job. Rambo did a lot of other creepy and suspicious things that would disqualify him from the job of Homeland Security head. But since Americans are caught up with Family Values in lieu of other values, let's capitalize on it in order to get this country moving away from fascism before it's too late. The right used affairs to move the country to achieve their heinous agenda.

This is the big chance to put the "family values" politicians and pundits where they belong: in the impossible place of making them live up to the ideals they preach. Amen.

After 8+ years of knowing way too much about Clinton's private life than I could possibly want to know and way too much indignant commentary from men who either couldn't get a blow job if they tried or just complete hypocrites, it's about time that each and every "family values" politician is held up to the microscope by the press. Let Fox News call it a liberal attack. So what? It's time to turn the tides around and make the left side be the "family values" side of the spectrum as it were.

Letter writing is imperative. Keep writing letters people. Encourage the press to keep those articles coming. Encourage TV news to keep those stories coming. Even though we really hate nonsense about who is screwing whom, it's anti-family values and it's the way to get those evangelists from voting against their interests.

Ironically, according to atrios today, one of Rambo's lovers was Judith Regan who was one of Clinton's biggest detractors accusing him of being the biggest amoral character of all time. heh.
Ms. REGAN: We can conquer others with force but to conquer ourselves we need strength.' And this is really what we need in America today. We need to conquer our own impulses. We need to understand that we can't act on them all the time because it feels good for us. We have to care about the other.



Sunday, December 12

Heaven Help Us

Don't ask a 19 year old soldier, injured and probably shell shocked in gun battle at Fallujah, whether or not he would like his wedding ring cut off to save his finger or his finger cut off to save his ring. I'm sure this lovelorn teen meant well when he chose the ring over the finger but a ring can be fixed and fingers don't grow back. Anyway, the field doctors in Iraq cut off his finger as he requested and they lost the ring anyway.

Whinin'

by blondesense


Most of us news hounds have known that our troops have been without proper body armor and armored vehicles since the beginning of the war. This has been written about in the news since last year! We are the minority of Americans who knew about this. We were outraged yet neocons, but dammit, we don't hate the soldiers who are stuck fighting in this fucking mess without armor. I was shocked that military moms were having bake sales to raise money to send their kids body armor. WTF? The majority of Americans get their news from the TV. Problem with that is that the TV media glosses over things like this. Now that it was made public that Rumsfeld had a half ass answer for the soldier who asked about his armor, wingers are calling this a liberal media attack on Rummy. What is wrong with these people? If the media were liberal, they'd have been all over this story a year ago, thank you very much.

Well they say that the soldiers aren't really dying in this war as much as in past wars because of their kevlar vests. I'm supposed to be happy that we kill and torture more than we get killed and tortured. Hooray for our side. It seems that the ones who did have kevlar vests and were shot at would have died if they didn't have the vests. Well that's good news in a way. The survivors are requiring prosthetic limbs in record numbers as well as head and neck surgery requiring life long medical care. I suppose it's better than being dead. It would still be better if they weren't sent there in the first place. At least all their injuries created jobs for prosthesis manufacturers and specialty surgeons. Whatever.

Not to be a total media basher, the buzz all over the place was what a loser that Kerik was from the get go. The second bush nominated him, stories of his shady dealings were all over the place in the newspapers. Bush even defended Kerik. You know, if bush read the paper, he'd save himself a lot of embarrassment.

Rudy Guiliani was the one who really pushed for Kerik. He should have known better. Perhaps Guiliani did it out of selfish reasons. He maybe wanted to see just how immune the republicans are from being investigated and used Kerik as the sacrificial lamb as it were. I don't think we'll be seeing much of Rudy "thank god bush is my president" Guiliani after this. NY Senators Schumer and Clinton were upset that Kerik pulled out. So much for them. I'll remember this.

There is so much crap going on in Ohio and so much stonewalling and secrecy that I am thoroughly convinced that Kerry won Ohio. He probably won other "red" states as well. We'll never know.

All of this really doesn't matter because Americans are Christmas holiday shopping and not paying attention to anything except good sales at the department stores. Sure there might be a big protest at the inauguration, but so what? By then we'll just be dancing on the Titanic while the ship's going down.


Saturday, December 11

Saturday Photoshopping The News



What, did you think that the US Army was going to pay for armored humvees when you are going to die anyway?

Friday, December 10

Breaking News

RAMBO'S OUT
"In a surprise move, former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik abruptly withdrew his nomination as President Bush's choice to be homeland security secretary Friday night, saying questions have arisen about the immigration status of a housekeeper and nanny he employed."
Immigration status of a nanny he employed. That's it? Well at least we have safeguards built into the system that would guard us from unscrupulous characters.
The story goes on and comes to this:
"...the only moderately troubling information uncovered about Kerik so far was news that Kerik had earned $6.2 million by exercising stock options he received from Taser International, which did lucrative business with the Department of Homeland Security, this official said. The White House had defended him against questions of conflict of interest involving his relationship with Taser."
Ahem. Our government takes more than a moderate interest in things like this if your name is Hillary Clinton or Martha Stewart and even if it's only $100 thousand. Well at least they got him on the nanny thing. Unbelievable.


South Park Christmas

All the adorable children of South Park are on risers singing merrily.

KIDS (Singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

STAN And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy. For born unto you is this day in the city of David is a Savior, 'tis Christ the Lord. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
(Louder) And now, SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY PRESENTS- THE BIRTH OF JESUS!

Stan gestures with his hand to another area of the stage, where -
A curtain opens and we see that Wendy is dressed like Mary. She is lying on her back, with her legs up in the air, moaning horrifically.

Cartman, Kenny and some other children surround her in this adorable little nativity.

WENDY Oooh!! Oooh!!

Dressed as Joseph, Kyle stands between Wendy's legs, waiting for the fetus.

KYLE Come on, Mary, PUSH!! I can see its head!!!

WENDY UGGHHH!!!

WENDY AAGHAGAH!!!

KYLE It's a boy!!

CARTMAN Oooh!

KENNY Mph mph mph rm!!

MR. GARRISON WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!!

Suddenly, the lights come up and we see that we are actually in the school gymnasium.

Mr. Garrison is in front of the stage, directing. He has a director's megaphone and is sitting in a director's chair.

MR. GARRISON Kyle, what the hell was that? You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head... What kind of sick weirdo are you?

KYLE Sorry.

MR. GARRISON And Wendy, I'm STILL not believing the labor pains.

WENDY Okay.

Just then, Kyle's irate mother walks up to Garrison.

KYLE'S MOTHER Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?!

MR. GARRISON Well, I'm TRYING to direct the school Christmas play, but YOUR son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head.

KYLE'S MOTHER How DARE you include the nativity in a school play!! Don't you realize my son is JEWISH?!?!

Kyle looks embarrassed. Mr. Garrison looks confused.

MR. GARRISON So?

KYLE'S MOTHER So what makes you think he should play JOSEPH of Arimathaea?!

MR. GARRISON Because it's Christmas.

KYLE'S MOTHER Our family doesn't celebrateChristmas!

STAN Why are you Jewish on Christmas, Kyle?

Kyle goes home and meets Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo in the bathroom and is later comitted to an insane asylum for being a clinically depressed fecalpheliac. Meanwhile the school comes up with a non offensive pageant. As long as there is no sign of Christmas whatsoever, the audience doesn't notice that the Chef has sung a completely R rated song "You’ll hear the herald angels sing when I’m sliding off your bra. I Justcan’t wait to jingle your bells and Fa La La your La! Baby it’s Christmas!! "

The audience watches the kids part of the program which is meaningless since it has no meaning and even Kyle's mom says it's the worst Christmas Pageant she has ever seen. The parents in the auditorium proceed to beat the hell out of each other.

Meanwhile the kids miss Kyle and tell Chef they had him comitted for seeing a little piece of Christmas poo everywhere he went. The Chef said, "Christmas Poo? You mean Mr. Hankey?" Uh oh, the kids realize that Kyle wasn't lying. Little Wendy declares that she believes in Mr Hankey and Mr Hankey suddenly comes to life and tells all the parents who are killing each other in the audience to Stop Fighting! They are shocked that a piece of shit is speaking to them and making sense to boot. So they stop fighting.

The whole town goes to the insane asylum and sings with Mr Hankey right outside Kyle's window. He's so happy to find out that he is not insane after all and he runs outside to join his neighbors in song!


Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo!
He loves me! I love you!
Therefore, vicariously, he loves you!
Even if you’re a Jew!

Sometimes he’s nutty! Sometimes he’s corny!
He can be brown or greenish brown!
But if you eat fiber Christmas Eve
He Might come to your town!

MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO, HE LOVES
ME, I LOVE YOU.....

The End

More Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

Thank you Bean at Prairie Weather for leading me to this "Transforming: Less than meets the eye"

Here's an appetizer:
"Few outside the White House have truly appreciated the hard work Secretary Rumsfeld has put into transforming America’s military, turning it from a large, cumbersome force slowly bogging itself down in one war after another, to a lighter, faster, smaller, more flammable army capable of losing numerous conflicts simultaneously."
It'll make you laugh when you read it and laughing is good for you

Oy Vay

It's another religion rant from me, Blondesense.

I just finished reading this transcript from Scarborough Country featuring Pat Buchanan as the host. The argument du jour is Fahrenheit 911 vs The Passion. Which movie is a bigger hit or which movie is better is a matter of taste. Both films were done independently. I don't know why Hollywood needs to be discussed in an argument about these films. I don't know why these 2 pictures have to be compared either. One is political and one is very traditionalist Catholic based on the Stations of the Cross and the horrific death of Jesus Christ.

The Episode of Scarborough Country must have been a freakin' doosy though. Man oh man. And of course, radio talk show host Rabbi Shmuley Boteach knew more about the New Testament than the president of the Catholic League, Bill Donahue who made a complete ass of himself and accused Jews of being behind the filth being put forth by Hollywood these days because of their obsession with anal sex or something. Help me. Oh the fun that ensued.

The Rabbi of course hates Hollywood but he got mad that Donohue blamed it on Jews. (other panelists insinuated that Jews killed Christ too. oy) The Rabbi blamed Hollywood filth on secularism. I blame it on American people who support crappy movies and parents who give their kids money to watch crap without checking to see what the movie is about in the first place. If people didn't want to watch the crap, then they wouldn't make it. duh. The Rabbi hated Moore's movie and hated the Passion. He thought the Passion was gory. Buchanan didn't agree and told the Rabbi that he was unsympathetic to the intelligence of the American people who just loved the Passion. WTF? You had to be intelligent to appreciate the passion? I thought you had to be into snuff films to appreciate it. I could barely watch that movie. Oh you just have to read it all and weep.

Let me remind the religiousphiles who go on to read the transcript that Michael Moore studied in a seminary to be a Catholic priest. He knows his theology. Mel Gibson is a traditionalist Catholic and way out mainstream Catholic theology today. Traditionalist Catholics usually attend Sunday Mass at an offshoot kind of faux Catholic Church that is not approved by the regular Catholic Church. I don't know about Mel, but that is generally how it works. The Official Church actually moved on a bit from the old time gory days. Honestly if you are going to have a TV discussion of 2 independent movies made by Catholics from 2 extremes, it would be wise to have panelists of the Catholic persuasion who KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. But this is TV news and not the real world.

Theologically, Jesus' scourging at the pillar is not the highlight of Christianity. Easter is the biggie. It's the whole reason that there was an early Church at all. If Jesus didn't die and rise again, there would be no Christianity. When Jesus was being scourged and then crucified, his loving Apostles went into hiding. Even the beloved Peter. The women stuck around though and it was because of the women that Christ's resurrection became news and the boys came out of hiding. Perhaps this is why men, who decided to take over running the church, are into all the gore of the passion. They are making up for the guilt of the Apostles who ditched Jesus in his time of need. And while sort of trying to face what the Apostles didn't want to face, they also decided to blame the whole shebang on the Jews too. I don't know, I made that last part up.

The Gospel of John is the one that goes on about Jews killing Jesus. It should really read "some Jews". It was not all of the Jews. Looks like the Romans got into it too. What is so shocking about people executing their own anyway? Happens here in America all the time.

Did anyone out there think that "The Passion", the movie was inspirational theologically and did it make you feel closer to Jesus? If so why and how? And if we didn't know how Jesus died except for that he was crucified like anyone else who was a criminal in that time, but that he rose again, would that satisfy you?

Big Protests This Weekend

Check to see if there is a protest near you. Protests concerning the media blackout of citizen's concern over election fraud and/or Election Fraud abound.

We Do Not Support Our Troops

Astute reader pointed out this story from Bloomberg via Michael Moore. Rumsfeld is either lying or he doesn't know anything about being Fuckface of Defense for the Fascist States of America. There is NO EXCUSE for lack of armor. Here is proof:

Armor Holdings Inc., the sole supplier of protective plates for the Humvee military vehicles used in Iraq, said it could increase output by as much as 22 percent per month with no investment and is awaiting an order from the Army.

U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said yesterday the Army was working as fast as it can and supply is dictated by ``a matter of physics, not a matter of money.''

Jacksonville, Florida-based Armor Holdings last month told the Army it could add armor to as many as 550 of the trucks a month, up from 450 vehicles now, Robert Mecredy, president of the company's aerospace and defense group said in a telephone interview today.

``We're prepared to build 50 to 100 vehicles more per month,'' Mecredy said in the interview. ``I've told the customer that and I stand ready to do that.''

Support our troops?

He lost an arm in Iraq; the Army wants money
"I don't want this to happen to another family," Christine Loria said. "Him being blown up was supposed to be the worst thing, but it wasn't. That the military doesn't care was the worst."


Encore!

This quote from an article in the Washington Post tells you all you need to know.
This is part of an analysis by Jim VandeHei and Mike Allen
"Domestic policy will be guided by staff members in the White House and a few of the new agency heads. Together, they will make up an oligarchy controlling domestic policy in much the same way that Vice President Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld did for foreign policy in the first term."
And that worked out so well, didn't it?

Time to Raise Some Hell

by pissed off patricia

Bloggers Get Busy! Everybody Get Busy!

Bloggers have been given the credit for bringing Dan Rather down and now it's time for all of us to fight for something much more important. Republicans, Democrats, Greens and whomever, should fight this fight. We must do all that we can to preserve the central point about the armor for the troops. Don't let the media wander off down this new road. They are talking more about the reporter who helped the soldier write the question than about the question. We mustn't allow this.

This new story about the reporter is nothing but another distraction from the truth. It's happened over and over. Enough is enough. Write the editor of your paper, call in to radio talk shows, and basically raise some hell. Raise as much hell as the troops in Iraq are dealing with, and start today. Leave no troops behind. Write to as many Congressmen as you can. Keep the noise level high.

Bush's response to the soldier's question was lame if not lamer than Rumsfeld's. Please don't let them get away with this nonchalant attitude. Please don't allow their flippant responses to go unnoticed.

And........

Whoever came up with the date for elections in Iraq ought to have the holy shit slapped out of them. And, please don't say it was the Iraqis who set the date. No one in his right mind would believe that we couldn't have had some influence in this. We have influenced every other damned thing that has occurred in that country since we arrived. Gimme a break. Everyone knew more troops would be needed for the elections, so why have the elections so close to our holiday season? Not that anytime is a good time for soldiers to be sent to that hell on earth that we have created in Iraq, but the holiday season? The plan or idea that resulted in little kids having to tell their parents goodbye as mom or dad is marched off to war at this time of year is reprehensible. Lot's of little kids are being left behind and they'll be crying too. It's not a merry damned Christmas without mom or dad. Someone will awake on Christmas morning to find out mom or dad will never come home again. Forever Christmas morning will represent the day a parent died. For god's sake has this country lost its heart along with its mind?

We need an age of reason. All military families should join forces and demand that Rumsfeld at least resign if not be incarcerated for what his lack of attention as done to their loved ones. Somewhere out there in the darkness we need a ray of sensibility and we need it now.

Texas death machine

As the BlondeSense Texas correspondent, it is my sad duty to tell you the state of affairs that is the Texas legal system.

There has been much discussion of late regarding our Lard's favorite Son, George II, and his nominee Alberto Gonzales in the Village Voice and on this site. Nat Hentoff, who is a genius, has written a piece in the Voice outlining Gonzales' role in Texas' favorite dry land sport, executions.

Hentoff did not write about one small detail in this sad story. The governor of Texas cannot stop an execution on his own accord. Governors in Texas are required by the state constitution to follow recommendations of the Board of Pardons and Paroles. He cannot stop an execution unless the Board recommends that he does. It isn't so much a "recommendation" as a law. He cannot pardon anyone unless the Board recommends it. He cannot commute or reduce anyone's sentence without the Board's recommendation. He can issue a 30 day stay of execution if he chooses, but only one per case.

The Board is comprised of people appointed to the position by the governor. However, a Board member's term is six years so an incoming governor has to work with previous governors' appointees. The governor of Texas has no ability to remove his predecessors appointees and no independent power to remove his own. Board members are confirmed or rejected by the Senate.

Bush did not execute Henry Lee Lucas, following the Board's recommendation that Lucas was not guilty of the crimes for which he had been convicted. This is a terribly confusing if not embarrassing tale of the Texas Rangers. Some day I will tell the tale here, but for now, Lucas' confession spree was a fraud. He didn't kill 600 people and the Rangers cleared cases they could not solve by having Lucas, who was probably retarded, confess to various killings.

At any rate, Gonzales was only informing Bush of the Board's position on a particular death row inmate. He is not there, it might be argued, to advocate for the inmate. Rather that is the inmates' attorneys' role before the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals. Once it gets to the governor, it is a done deal unless the Board of Pardons and Paroles says there may be a problem with killing an inmate.

None of this constitutional finery excuses either Bush or Gonzales in the whole death machine in Texas. But let's not give them bigger roles than they have been prescribed by law. They are actually cheap, small time bastards in the evil that is justice system in Texas.

The more serious problem is that inmates do not get adequately funded counsel and Texas refuses to follow the United States Supreme Court's opinions with regard to the execution of mentally retarded inmates.

(Jaye Ramsey Sutter, J.D. is a professor of government and a life long student of Texas.)

Christmastime stuff

What's the story with the reindeer?

In the Night Before Christmas, Clement C. Moore's reindeer are genderless. In the TV version of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, now 40 years old, which makes me, uh... nevermind, Santa's reindeer are macho guys. In real life, male reindeer lose their antlers before December 25th. Only female reindeer have antlers at Christmas, which would make Santa's reindeer all female, including Rudolf. Who but females could lug a fat old man around the world in one night without having to ask directions?

I came across a piece in the Seattle Times claiming that Rudolf is gay:
It's all right there in front of you, laid out as carefully as toupees in Elton John's dressing room: The flamboyant uniqueness of the delicate son; the awkwardness at sports; the boys who won't let him join in those games; the doting mother; the gruff, embarrassed father; the sympathetic gal pal; the belief that things will be better away from home; the instant bond with the aforementioned diminutive pansy; the success that arrives only when our hero is allowed to display his true colors in front of a team of indistinguishable bucks. Please.
These are the questions plaguing our time.

Bitchin' and Steamin'

by pissed off patricia

From today's New York Times
"Tickets to all official inaugural events, including an "elegant" candlelight dinner with a special appearance by President Bush: $100,000.

Tickets to all official inaugural events, two additional tickets to an "exclusive" lunch with Mr. Bush and Vice President Cheney, plus an all-access pass to any inaugural ball: $250,000"
And this from another New York Times article
"Congress released statistics Thursday documenting stark shortages in armor for the military transport trucks that ferry food, fuel and ammunition along dangerous routes in Iraq, while President Bush and his defense secretary both spoke out to defuse public criticism."
I wonder how much armor for the transports could be purchased with $100,000 or $250,000?

Thursday, December 9

This is so embarrassing

Clips of Ann Coulter and Tucker Carlson mocking Canada. Wolf Blitzer tries to get Carlson to take some back but he is such an arrogant snot, oh god. Coulter is coulter. Disgraceful.

Thank you Eric.

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

I hesitate to link this site.
Since these things were done in our name, I feel we should see what we have done.
Looking at these photos gave me the same feeling I had the day we committed Shock and Awe in Iraq. These are photos of the dead in Fallujah. Dahr Jamail sent an email today and linked to these photos. If you go and view all seven pages be prepared to see the most awful of deaths. There are bodies that have been partially eaten by dogs. There are pictures that once in your head will never leave you.

I Am Still A Starry Eyed Deaniac

Transcript of his speech

Excerpt: "Let me tell you something: there's only one thing Republican power brokers want more than for us to lurch to the left -- and that's for us to lurch to the right.

"What they fear most is that we may really begin fighting for what we believe -- the fiscally responsible, socially progressive values for which Democrats have always stood and fought.

"I'll give this to Republicans. They know the America they want. They want a government so small that, in the words of one prominent Republican, it can be drowned in a bathtub.

"They want a government that runs big deficits, but is small enough to fit into your bedroom.

"They want a government that is of, by, and for their special interest friends.

"They want a government that preaches compassion but practices division.

"They want wealth rewarded over work.

"And they are willing to use any means to get there.
DO THIS:
From Moveon.org
Who will lead the Democratic Party? The answer may come as soon as this weekend, when the state Democratic Party leaders gather to discuss who should chair the Democratic National Committee (DNC) for the next four years.1 The election for chair is rarely competitive. But this year, with the race wide open, we have the chance to elect a leader who will reconnect the Democratic Party with its constituents -- us.

For years, the Party has been lead by elite Washington insiders who are closer to corporate lobbyists than they are to the Democratic base. But we can't afford four more years of leadership by a consulting class of professional election losers. In the last year, grassroots contributors like us gave more than $300 million to the Kerry campaign and the DNC, and proved that the Party doesn't need corporate cash to be competitive.2 Now it's our Party: we bought it, we own it, and we're going to take it back.

We've made it easy to contact your state Party leaders and ask them support a chair who will represent all of us OUTSIDE of the Washington beltway and engage us in a fight for a bold Democratic vision. If we get enough signatures today, we'll deliver your comments to their meeting this weekend, so please click NOW to make your voice heard'
It's very simple.

MoveOn includes Republicans, Greens, and independents. But all of us who are struggling for health care, clean air, decent jobs, and a sane foreign policy can agree on one thing: we're better off with a vibrant, populist Democratic Party that's strong enough to challenge the extreme-right Republican leadership.


Christmas and Hanukkah Gift Ideas From Blondesense

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Alberto Gonzalez Assistant Minister of Torture?

Village Voice:
I expect that many Americans have forgotten that during his tenure, Governor Bush was the chief executioner in the United States. As Alan Berlow wrote: "During Bush's six years as governor 150 men and two women were executed in Texas—a record unmatched by any other governor in modern American history. Each time a person was sentenced to death, Bush received from his legal counsel a document summarizing the facts of the case, usually on the morning of the day scheduled for the execution, and was then briefed on those presumed facts by his counsel.

"Based on this information, Bush allowed the execution to proceed in all cases but one." Berlow says the first 57 of these summaries were written by Gonzales and were Bush's primary sources of information in deciding whether someone would live or die. "Each is only three to seven pages long. . . . Although the summaries rarely make a recommendation for or against execution, many have a clear prosecutorial bias, and all seem to assume that if an appeals court rejected one or another of the defendant's claims, there is no conceivable rationale for the governor to revisit that claim."
I don't think we are really headed for a theocracy. More like a satanocracy.

Kerik a Ticking Time Bomb

My local NY paper thinks so:

"Whatever the reason, the White House personnel office really ought to ask some probing questions around New York. You can bet they'll get an earful of heads-up about this hard-charging, thick-necked, shaved-head lightweight.

Let this be a warning from someone who's followed the man's ladder-climbing career: He's a personal and professional time bomb the Bushies will learn to regret. Don't say I didn't warn you, guys!

That's certainly the message that smart law-enforcement professionals in New York were exchanging yesterday, as they shook their heads in disbelief at Kerik's latest career goal.

"He couldn't run the Rikers commissary without getting greedy and making a mess, in a jam," one correction veteran said. "Now he's gonna be in charge of the Department of Homeland Security? Let's just hope the terrorists don't decide to come back."
Yeah, I'm a little late posting this. I forgot.

What Kind of Message Are We Sending

Our "values" obsessed government who take an awful lot of money from big pharms who create and advertise, ad infinitum, sex enhancing drugs for old people, yet push for a ridiculously naive and factually incorrect abstinence only sex education program in schools. Television stations have no problem with these hilarious commercials for geezer sex but do have a problem promoting a church that is all inclusive. Sex for young people=bad. Sex for old people=good. Is it no wonder that old people are dysfunctional and need drugs for sex? Where are all the stories about the AIDS epidemic in senior housing complexes? Are teens swiping their parent's Viagra and Intrinsa like we used to swipe our parent's Valium?

Good article here by Ellen Goodman

A Public Service Message For Male Geeks

Laptop computers fry your sperm. Learn more.

Wednesday, December 8

Fuckface of Defense Meets Troops


Rumsfeld tells the disgruntled troops in Kuwait to pipe down and quit complaining. As usual he talks in circles.

"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."

So a big "Fuck you, you're gonna die for Christmas" was offered to the troops by the Fuhrer's sidekick, Herr Rumsfeld:

Spc. Thomas Wilson had asked the defense secretary, "Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor our vehicles?"

The defense secretary hesitated and asked Wilson to repeat his question.

"We do not have proper armored vehicles to carry with us north," Wilson concluded after asking again.

Rumsfeld said the Army was sparing no expense or effort to acquire as many Humvees and other vehicles with extra armor as it can. What's more, he said, armor is not the savior some think it is.

"You can have all the armor in the world on a tank and a tank can (still) be blown up," Rumsfeld said. Yahoo News



I guess the troops went out to smoke cigarettes after that fine meeting as I'm sure they weren't allowed to smoke indoors because second hand smoke can be harmful.

Going into a War Zone Armed Only with a Pea Shooter in Defense of England and Paris

by pissed off patricia

It's a thing with me to always want to defend the underdog. Not that Paris Hilton requires my defense nor is she an underdog by any means. In fact, I believe she is criticized because she has means. She, not of her own doing, was born into a family with heaps of money and she's, in my opinion, very pretty. Damn, no wonder everyone jumps on her case. The very nerve of the bitch.

Who is to say where she would be without her family stash and the looks? Who is to say what kind of person they might be, having been given that same birthright? Is there a bit of envy here? Just possible, isn't it?

Sure, it would be wonderful if she, with her means, became the second Mother Teresa, but the chances of that seem pretty damned slim. As I recall Mother Teresa wasn't an heiress. But then again maybe she was. Yes, Paris may be lacking in the brains department. I know a few people who suffer from that impairment, but that doesn't make them useless. Paris seems to be a victim of her birth.

Imagine what it would be like to grow up and never, never, ever worry about money. Maybe you did. I didn't. Imagine what it's like. You must grow up with an entirely different set of values, because where most of us must consider costs and saving and all those other financial problems, the Hilton family does not. So once you take money out of the value equation what takes its place? Well, since I have already given her looks a plus, we won't be worrying about that either. So what worries a gazillion dollar heiress? I'm guessing not much. You come out of the womb with all that most of us strive for all our lives and it's all yours. So life becomes a playground. Why not? You're never exposed to the others who aren't of your status. You grow up with your own kind in your own playground. What do you do in the playground? You play.

As opposed to Lyndee England of the prison torture infamy. Lyndee is the opposite on the spectrum from Paris – born dirt poor and not so attractive. Lyndee has been described in much the same way as Paris. Words like slut have also been used in descriptive phrases regarding her demeanor too. Wonder what Lyndee grew up worrying about? Wonder who Lyndee was exposed to in her developmental years? Lyndee apparently didn't aspire to be the second Mother Teresa either.

Lyndee grew up in her own kind of playground. Her playground seems to have been the junk yard. You get dirty playing in the junkyard. You might even get hurt. Lyndee hasn't shown us anything to make us think her days in the junkyard made her a mental giant and she hasn't shown us anything to make us believe she has giant aspirations for herself either. Lyndee seems to be a victim of her birth too.

Maybe Paris and Lyndee have more in common than we might think. Neither appears to think about tomorrow. One has money and looks, the other has neither and they both have been criticized on those merits. Both women seem oblivious about their future and the world around them. They each have their own bad habits. So we criticize both of them. We lift our skirts and step delicately over Lyndee England so as not to soil our crinolines and then we bitch when Paris lifts her skirt and steps delicately over us with the same intentions.

Who Qualifies as a Terrorist and Why?

by pissed off patricia

If a person rips off hundreds of people with some sort of pyramid scheme, is this person referred to as a scheme terrorist? No! If a drunk drives down a road and hits several cars resulting in ten deaths, is this person referred to as a navigational terrorist? No! If a doctor gives his patients fake drugs and this results in many deaths, is he referred to as a medical terrorist? No! If a person robs several banks and carts away zillions of dollars, is this person referred to as a bank or financial terrorist? No!

So why is the arsonist who set fire to the homes under construction in Maryland referred to as a possible eco-terrorist? No one was killed in the fires even though millions of dollars worth of property was destroyed. Yes, it was surely a crime, but was it a terrorists attack? Why not refer to the crime as it is, arson? This is spooky business folks, and here's why. What if whomever set the fires is some whacked out Greenpeace or Audubon member. Okay, with that supposition and according to bush's statement that anyone who aids a terrorist is a terrorist, if you have given money to Greenpeace or Audubon, based on bush's words, you could well be considered a terrorist.

Why is it that anyone who does anything that could be considered environmentally connected is the only type of criminal linked with the word terrorism? Is it because this administration considers anyone who supports environmental protection the equivalent of a future terrorist? Why aren't companies who pollute our air considered eco-terrorists? What about the makers of gas guzzlers? What about drug companies? Why is some whack job who burns houses an eco-terrorist?

If this "eco-terrorist" who burned the houses is caught, will he be held indefinitely without the benefit of a lawyer as other suspected terrorist have been? Think about the differences in being accused of arson as opposed to being accused of terrorist activities. Consider what the potential consequences would be if they apprehended an arsonist vs. a terrorist. Think about the legalities involved and think about the punishment.

National ID Card

Pro- Try national ID card -- you might like it -Boston Globe

Con- Ron Paul Denounces National ID Card - Lew Rockwell


2 hours ago:
The Senate is expected to pass a sweeping intelligence reform bill as soon as Wednesday, marking a legislative victory for President Bush, who quelled a rebellion in his own party that had stalled the measure...

The measure, which creates a national director of intelligence with power over 15 agencies, incorporates many recommendations of the Sept. 11 commission and marks the biggest structural change in U.S. intelligence since the formation of the CIA after World War II. The president is expected to sign it into law....

... civil liberties groups and advocates of open government said the measure could give the national director of intelligence unprecedented power to keep secrets from the public and that the bill could lead to a national I.D. card.


Thanks to reader Missouri Mule for pointing this out.

It's Laughable

While Ken Lay is still allowed to play golf, 66 year old Tommy Chong finally got out of jail (9 months) for conspiring to sell bongs on the Internet. Chong will be performing The Marijuana-Logues" at New York's Actors Playhouse through Dec. 19.

New York State has had the toughest drug laws in the country since 1973. They were enacted by then governor Rockefeller. I got busted for co-possession of half a joint at a Jethro Tull concert exactly 3 hours before the new laws took effect. I made the local paper. My parents were so proud. I was just about to go away to college. The Catholic judge at the arraignment (who belonged to my parish and whose daughter went to my Catholic elementary school) had mercy on me, since I was going to an all girls Catholic College and just graduated from an all girls Catholic High School. The cops whom I spent the night with were shocked and appalled at what a godless whore I was though. A Jethro Tull concert. Oh my God! They knew young ladies who attended my alma mater and just prayed to God that I didn't influence any of them. They tried to make me sign some sort of declaration with all sorts of lies in it about how the narcs busted me too but I wouldn't sign it. My father was a lawyer. I wasn't stupid.

In junior year of college I transfered to a secular co-ed college to be an art major and be closer to my future husband (my first time in a secular school) and guess who attended that college? The narcs who busted me! I proceeded to 'out' them to the whole school. I had to perform a public service. After all, we had the toughest drug laws in the country. If you were in a car with someone who had a joint on them, even if you didn't know that they had it and you never even smoked pot, you would go to jail if you got pulled over and searched. 15 years to life! Can you imagine? 3 months would have done the trick. No wonder our damn taxes are so high here. I haven't thought of the drug laws much since those days.

From 3 hours after my arrest in the summer of '73 to this day, first time arrestees for minimal amounts of pot could go to jail. I was pretty happy to read in the NY Times that they are voting to soften the drug laws in my state finally. But then I read the whole article and it's a weenie attempt at fixing the law. I don't think that the softening is good enough:
Under the changes passed Tuesday, which Gov. George E. Pataki said he would sign, the sentence for those same offenders would be reduced to 8 to 20 years in prison. The law will allow more than 400 inmates serving lengthy prison terms on those top counts to apply to judges to get out of jail early. NYTimes
Big woop. 8-20 years for first time possession. Gimme a break.
I'm not an advocate of teenage drug use at all. I just think that the punishment should fit the crime. Public service comes to mind.

New American Outrage



You've seen this picture- The Marlboro Marine having a smoke after hours of grueling combat in Fallujah. Why the outrage? He is smoking a cigarette! Children like to play army-man and it's wrong to make an icon of a military man who SMOKES!!! What kind of message are we sending our children, for God's sake? Smoking is bad for you, dammit! Why couldn't they show the man having a sip of bottled water after the seige?

Dammit Jim, gimme some Evian.

War is hell, goddammit.

emperors new clothes

Our leader is now sporting a faggy new faux military jacket when hanging with his troops.

Eeeewwwwww

++++++++++++

Justice Anton Scalia, a very uniformed Catholic and hunter of innocent birdies, has been caught telling Jews in NY that secularism was behind the rise of Hitler.
" In the synagogue that is home to America's oldest Jewish congregation, he noted that in Europe, religion-neutral leaders almost never publicly use the word "God." "

But, the justice asked, "Did it turn out that, by reason of the separation of church and state, the Jews were safer in Europe than they were in the United States of America? I don't think so."
The article doesn't say if the Jews threw things at him or not. I guess he hasn't seen all those picture of priests and bishops hanging with the Nazi's. Didn't Hitler merge the German Protestant Church with the Third Reich? That's what I learned in school. Aren't we trying to merge the Fourth Reich with the Fundamentalist Christian Church in America? Why yes we are. Scalia doesn't read the papers either. Nor history books.


A front page of the Nazi publication, Der Stuermer.

The headline reads, "Declaration of the Higher Clergy/So spoke Jesus Christ: You hypocrites who do not see the beam in your own eyes. (See Matthew 7:3-5)

The cartoon depicts a group of Hitler Youth marching forth to drive the forces of evil from the land. The caption under the cartoon reads, "We youth step happily forward facing the sun... With our faith we drive the devil from the land."

Christmas Miracles - Part 1

It's Christmastime and time for miraculous stories that pit people against each other in our country. Angels and manger scenes are offensive to some thus freaking out the 79% of Americans who believe that Jesus was born to a virgin (according to a Newsweek poll). I find it hard to believe that 79% of Americans think that the Christmas story is literally true, but so be it. It would be nice if the mainstream churches would have taught the flock about literary forms and the early church historians but alas, it's going to be hard to do anything about it since Christmas has been around since the fourth century. I happen to like Christmas anyway. So what if it made my mother insane every year and the whole month of December was wrought with tears and screaming? I ended up with new toys. It was worth it. I still love driving around in the dark and seeing the lit up houses. It's a beautiful time. So what if it's based on pagan practices? The pagans did things based on natural law and natural law is from the creator.

What's most miraculous about Christmas is that so many people truly believe than an actual angel appeared to Mary and told her that she would miraculously become pregnant with the son of God and that she somehow gave birth virginally and not vaginally. I used to believe that the gods were extra-terrestrials when I was a kid. That was the only way I could make sense of all these flying around characters such as angels and Santa.

Miraculously, I don't have to give my annual theological dissertation on why the Christmas story is but a literary piece because Newsweek's Jon Meacham did a great job of it and I highly suggest that you all read it no matter where you fall in the spectrum of faith or non faith. In the Catholic Seminary we were taught that the Christmas story didn't take place as written in Matthew and Luke. Of course, we were shocked as it was like telling us that Santa Claus didn't exist when we were kids. We wondered why no one preached it from the pulpit. We then figured that Christmas is also a financially good time of the year for the church, so why screw it up.
In 1965, the Second Vatican Council held that while the Scriptures are ultimately "true," they are not necessarily to be taken as accurate in the sense we might take an Associated Press wire report about what happened at a school-board meeting as accurate. The council focused on the importance of paying attention to "literary forms" in Scripture. The Gospels are such a "literary form," and the accounts of Jesus in the canon are not history or biography in the way we use the terms. Classical biography, however, was a different genre. Writers like Plutarch invented details or embellished traditions when they were reconstructing the lives of the famous, and the Christmas saga features miraculous births, supernatural signs and harbingers of ultimate greatness similar to those found in pagan works. If we examine the Nativity narratives as classical biography, then the evangelists' means and mission—to convey theological truths about salvation, not to record just-the-facts history—become much clearer. (Newsweek)
The article is long. 7 parts. But definitely check it out or buy it at the Newstand.

In my next saga on Christmas Miracles part 2. I declare that we should still let the Christians deck the halls and not get on their cases about nativity scenes, angels and christmas trees.

Tuesday, December 7

More on the Great Lie

The 9-11 Commission

Mind boggling

The Environment Is Rapture Ready

This God Thing Keeps Getting Worse.

The rapture index is high. Christians who believe in the rapture are anxious. They fear the horrible wrath of God but are quite confidant that they will indeed be raptured, caught up in the air in the blink of an eye, to sit at the right hand of Christ and watch the rest of the sinners on earth as they are gobbled up by flames. I find it interesting that all these so called rapture christians read the bible as if it was written in English especially for them.

The rapture forums are abuzz with joyful news of the wars, Islamic unrest, pollution, natural disasters and the like. All signs of the impending doom, you know. The glee felt when news of an earthquake or a flood hits a region only makes their faith stronger. The worse the war gets in Iraq gets, the better. The madder the Islamic fundamentalists get with our country, the better. The more nuclear arms we have, the better. Ah, what could be better than sitting back and waiting for our Lord to return? Tis a terrible scary world in which we live and it will be so much better when the god we created comes back to earth to rescue the righteous from this terror. Bad news is always welcomed if you are waiting for the rapture. Come Lord Jesus, I am sitting here waiting for you to rescue me. I voted Republican because I am sure that they will bring on Armageddon. Amen.

Now, if there is good news, they also proclaim that the end is near. It really doesn't matter what kind of news there is actually:
1 Thessalonians 5:3: For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
So don't trust peace either. They found a verse in the bible that says that peace cannot hide from destruction. Whew. That covers all bases. Peace is just fleeting in the end times. If peace happens in the middle east, then Jesus won't come back. Still American fundamentalists heartily support Republican politicians and urge them to make sure that Israel does not give one square inch of land to the Muslims. Tear down the mosque and build a temple!

Christians who believe we are living in the end times, and there have ALWAYS been christians who believed that since St Paul, do not think like mainstream christians who make up the silent majority of christians world wide. Mainstream religions do not teach the rapture. They figure that if you are living a proper Christian life, then it really doesn't matter if and when the rapture comes, you are supposed to be ready at all times. After all, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow thus tomorrow is your end time. That logic always made perfect sense to me.

The maniacal christians like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell believe in the rapture and really don't give a shit about the environment because it really doesn't matter since God is going to miraculously create a new earth. Says so in the bible. So just use up those natural resources, drain the treasury, pollute the air, kill for the last drops of oil for tomorrow we die! Actually, the more "felled trees", the better. It's in the bible. "God gave us these things to use. After the last tree is felled, Christ will come back."

In Genesis, God told Adam and Eve: "Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it. Have dominion over the fish of the seas, the birds of the air, and all the living things that move on this earth." In today's christian interpretation of that passage, it means to subdue the shit out of the earth cause we are the man and we are in charge of the earth. Once we use it up and have a big war over it, we will prove that we humans are incapable of peace and Jesus will rescue us and eventually deliver us to a new earth that god himself has created.

This is how rapture christians think. It makes absolutely no sense at all but we are inundated with them in the US. 50million of them. A 2002 TIME/CNN poll found that 59 percent of Americans believe that the prophecies found in the book of Revelations are going to come true. They do not understand that their total disregard for the environment, natural resources, brotherhood of man, world peace and love for our neighbors is actually what is bringing on the real threat of a nuclear war. I'm not quite sure what their god thinks of all this because he hasn't spoken to me, but apparently it's not their fault one single bit if a nuclear war happens and mostly everyone dies. Their god is very illogical. If he is so angry, I can't imagine why he wouldn't be angry at them too for doing nothing. Oh wait they did something... they voted against homosexuality and abortion and that was all they could do. They fought the good fight. They will take the consequences of the rest of the stuff that the republicans may bring on but at least it's better than the left wing agenda which is totally immoral. The left wing agenda comes from Hollywood itself. The world capital of sin.

You know people, we are stuck in the middle of the battle between good and evil. It has nothing to do with most of us, but we are in for the time of our lives. The warriors own the politicians and the media. It would be nice if the 2 sides could wipe each other out and leave the rest of us here to go on, but unfortunately we are sucked in.

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More Reading:

Their beliefs are bonkers, but they are at the heart of power
US Christian fundamentalists are driving Bush's Middle East policy
George Monbiot Tuesday April 20, 2004

The Godly Must Be Crazy
Christian-right views are swaying politicians and threatening the environment
By Glenn Scherer 27 Oct 2004

Why Ecocide Is 'Good News' for the GOP
For many leading Republicans, dying coral reefs and melting ice caps are welcomed as signs of the Rapture.
By Glenn Scherer May 5, 2003 .
Nearly half the U.S. Congress before the recent election – 231 legislators in total – more since the election – are backed by the religious right. Forty-five senators and 186 members of the 108th congress earned 80 to 100 percent approval ratings from the three most influential Christian right advocacy groups. They include Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, Assistant Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Conference Chair Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, Policy Chair Jon Kyl of Arizona, House Speaker Dennis Hastert, and Majority Whip Roy Blunt. The only Democrat to score 100 percent with the Christian coalition was Senator Zell Miller of Georgia, who recently quoted from the biblical book of Amos on the senate floor: "the days will come, sayeth the Lord God, that i will send a famine in the land." he seemed to be relishing the thought. -Bill Moyers, "Battlefield Earth", Alternet, December 4th, 2004

Senate scorecards produced by the League of Conservation Voters

Monday, December 6

Voter Fraud Update

According to USA Today, America's most brainless are relieved that the election went off without a hitch and they can be confident that our electoral process is as democratic as can be. Even Clinton told Dems to quit whining. jeez

I am becoming even more convinced that there's not a hell of a lot of difference between Democrats and traditional Republicans. There are just too many voter fraud stories out there to take our electoral process sitting down. It's got to be looked into.

One blogger and Blondesense fan, Brad of BradBlog isn't sitting back and relaxing while the country goes to fascist hell. It seems that a Florida programmer "claims that he designed and built a "vote rigging" software program at the behest of then Florida Congressman, now U.S. Congressman, Republican Tom Feeney of Florida's 24th Congressional District."

This is a must read. Oh my. I wonder when the rest of the vote rigging programmers will come clean? This is going to get juicy.

Online store premiere

I designed some graphics to be printed on tshirts and other things so I can have it made by cafe press and sent to my friends for the holidays. I put up a link in the side bar to the Blondesense Blonde Spot Store for anyone who wants to check out some interesting political active wear for themselves or as gifts. There is more stuff on the way too. I can't stop! cafepress.com/blondesense

Stupid Spoiled Whores

I never would have heard of Paris Hilton except that her show came on after the Simpsons one night and I caught some of it mostly out of curiosity. What is she? What does she do? All we know is that she is rich and spoiled so again I ask, what is she and what does she do? She obviously doesn't eat.

I asked my college aged son what he thought of her. He laughed and said she's an anorexic rich crack whore that no one cares about. She is just someone to make fun of for teens and young adults. Who is paying attention to her anyway? And why, pray tell, is she on Fox? Isn't Fox the mouthpiece for the Bush administration and all that is moral in the world?

The Paris Hilton episode of South Park is currently airing. You probably have to be a South Park groupie to get it without being thoroughly offended. The creators of the show use quite a bit of shock value to overcome what has become reality on television to get their message across. Kind of like the Rude Pundit. And even moi sometimes.

In the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" episode, the 8 year old girls in South Park are caught up in the Paris Hilton mystique. They dress like 'whores', act like 'whores' and criticize nice girls. A Paris Hilton Whore store opens up in South Park and suddenly the town is transformed. Young boys are bewildered by all the attention they are getting from the girls too. They are after all, 8 year olds. Obviously the parents see nothing wrong with this and buy the girls what they need to assume this Paris Hilton identity. ( A running theme in SP is the indictment of stupid parents, the media and Madison Ave for the perversion of our culture and thereby exalts the innocent wisdom of the 8 year old kids, Jesus, Satan, a piece of shit (really), the black over-sexed school chef, the gay slave of the kid's teacher and other interesting characters for pointing out what is real.

This episode features the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone so the girls can make their own Paris Hilton type sex videos with the local boys, who are obviously not ready for this sort of activity. The fun begins. Not really. The teacher's gay slave becomes the savior of South Park in an ironic twist, after South Park has a "Whore Off" in the town square proving that Paris Hilton's rich and idle lifestyle is just a way to keep her dying of boredom since she has little else to keep her brain occupied and that she exists as a "personality" to be exploited by the media always looking for new ways to be sensational. The moral of the story proven by the gay slave is that there really are people in the world who live lives that might be perceived as "kinky" but they can't help it because that is how they were born. It further goes to show that people like Paris Hilton spotlighted in the media make it harder for the masses to accept that some people who live differently can't help the way they are while Hilton makes it her hobby to choose to do wild things for a thrill. In effect it's demeaning to real perverts. Maybe it's kind of like suburban white kids trying to act like ghetto minority kids just for the heck of it.

One thing I like about South Park is that they fight the radical right with the radical left (and vice versa) and you end up somewhere in the middle when it's over.

I've been reading some right wing family values blogs. They have the same values as anyone else. What is different is that they believe their values are under attack by some left wing agenda when in fact their morals and everyone's sense of ethics are under attack by the fascist corporate media. That is the problem. A show like South Park, while seemingly juvenile and gross, does have a message of redemption and may actually be the start of opening dialogue between people who think they are different from each other when it comes to values.

just a thought... anyone out there watch the show?

Freedom to What?

Bush likes to say that freedom is the Almighty's gift to mankind. Seems the citizens of Fallujah won't be getting any gifts this year from the big guy.

Read about the extreme measures the US military has in the works to keep tabs on the city and it's population. Police state comes to mind. What else comes to mind? Yeah, that's what I thought also after reading this article. Boston.com

Bitchin'

by pissed off patricia

Deck the What?

This weekend the mood hit us and we said, let's decorate for Christmas. We went hunting and gathering for a Christmas tree. What luck, we found one at Target in the lawn and garden department, just as we always do. If there were local vendors we would support them, but there are none. Usually we go for the eight to nine foot Christmas tree beauties, but this year we decided we would get a tree in proportion to our holiday spirit, a five-foot midget. Okay, that was accomplished and we said what the hell, let's add a wreath made from actual greens rather than the "made in Japan" fake kind.

Now the tree is sitting in water in the garage and hopefully it's gulping water up into its soul. The wreath is hanging on the front door sporting it's beautiful red bow made by yours truly. There are two large hanging baskets of poinsettias flanking the entranceway. Hey, that looks pretty nice in an understated sort of holiday way. So, what next? Okay we can't decorate the hedge as we normally do because, well, the hedge sort of took its leave during the hurricanes and it’s gone with the wind. Okay, let's put the lights around the rain gutter. Well we can't do that, because the gutters were removed and trashed when the roof work began. We can't have the new gutters installed until the new shingles have been applied. See, we've been, as they say in the roofing trade, "dried in", which means we have this black lining stuff on the roof and we will stay nice and dry if it rains but the building inspector must come and okay that before the shingles can be applied. So we have no gutters to connect lights to if you know what I mean.

Usually we do all this light putting up stuff, worry ourselves nuts over whether each string of lights is straight, even, etc. Then when it's all done, we wait until night, then we take a glass of eggnog with an adult beverage addition and we walk out to the street, face the house and hit the light's remote control to see our glowing Christmas creation. It didn't work exactly like that last night. We waited until dark and went out sans beverage, we clicked on the entry way light to see the wreath and the baskets of poinsettias. You know, it just wasn't exactly the same as in previous years. But there was something even more different this year. Instead of admiring our frail attempt at this year's holiday creativity, we happily let our eyes creep upward to see the black lining of our roof sitting quietly in the darkness. No blue tarps, no pieces of our privacy fence nailed on the tarps to secure them, just black lining with little metal silver circles surrounding each nail and these little metal circles reflected the light of the moon and stars. God, what a gorgeous sight. No strings of lights or artificial reindeer or plastic snowmen can hold a candle to the sight of a "dried in" roof at Christmas. Funny how beauty can change right before your very eyes.

In Civil Rights News..

It's no secret that many retail stores try not to hire people who don't meet certain physical criteria. If you think about your local mall retail employees overall, they are generally attractive. It's a marketing thing. Not saying I agree with it, but based on popular culture in our country, good looking people rule. In retail apparel, there probably should be some sort of physical standard for the employees who deal with the public at least as far as they should at least be able to look decent in the clothes being offered for sale. But even this is debatable.

Abercrombie and Fitch is paying $40million in a settled lawsuit because they were charged with discrimination in hiring. A college paper, The California Aggie, reports that a young college woman was hired, no one even spoke to her, simply because she was tall, thin and athletic looking.
"And so, the question of whether clothing companies should be allowed to project a desired image to most effectively market their products arises.

The thousands of plaintiffs in the lawsuit argue that Abercrombie & Fitch has gone too far in its quest for the perfect image.

A UCD senior, who wishes to remain anonymous, quit her job at a nearby Abercrombie & Fitch after only one month at the job. A deciding factor came after the manager said during her group interview, "If I don't think you're cute enough, you're not going to get hours."
From a marketing standpoint, it's not a bad idea to hire employees who come face to face with your consumers who fit your ideal corporate image. It is a bad business idea to make these hiring practices too obvious. From a civil rights standpoint, it's simply not fair. Too often I meet up with total air heads in mall stores. It wouldn't be a bad idea to speak to employees before hiring them just to make sure that they have some standard of swiftness.

When I patronize an establishment, the thing I notice most about an employee, and maybe it's because I am older, it's the quality of service. I am overwhelmingly impressed by an employee who is attentive and really seems to want to make sure that I find what I am looking for and make that happen. I tip those employees even if it's a business where employees don't take tips and praise the hell out them and tell their managers. It's important to encourage people who serve the public because most customers are nasty.

What struck me about this seemingly non important incident with Abercrombie and Fitch was the fact that college students consider discrimination an important issue. Kids today are not all "Paris Hilton" wannabees. Despite popular culture, young people do care about others and care about fairness. It's refreshing to know that and I can only hope and pray that when they enter corporate life, if they do, that they will bring their human ethics with them.

Not my food!

Tommy Thompson said he was shocked on Friday that terrorists haven't poisoned our food supply since it's so easy to do. Well that was a comforting thing to hear but it really was a non story except for the fact that Tommy Thompson in effect gave the go ahead to "terrorists" to poison our food supply. Reminded me of John Kerry telling the world that our ports are wide open too. Sounds like a conspiracy theory but like blondesense reader Richard Elliot says, "don't attribute to malice that which can be best explained by stupidity."

It must be a slow news day, so this morning, CNN's Security Watch had Sajay Gupta talking about tainted food by terrorists. Turns out the only food terror attack happened in Oregon in 1984 where 40 people were hospitalized. That was it. It's hard to tell if food is deliberately tainted or not though. Gupta then went on to discuss salmanella and botulism. Chi Chi's in Pennsylvania a few years ago had a hepatitis A outbreak and made hundreds of people sick due to green onions.

We still don't know why Tommy Thompson gave the go ahead to terrorists. Over the weekend our leader played down Thompson's comments.
"We're doing everything we can to protect the American people," the president said at the White House in response to a question about Thompson's remarks.

Bush urged the Senate to quickly confirm his nominee to run the Department of Homeland Security, former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik. -LA Times
Bush is more concerned about getting his candidate for Minister of Homeland Security ordained by the Senate. Not sure if Kerik is familiar with food tainting.


Saturday, December 4

In financial news...



Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc.'s quarterly earnings fell sharply for the third consecutive quarter, as sluggish sales and an intensifying government investigation raised concerns Monday about whether the glaze was permanently off the once-hot pastry maker. The company's shares fell 16 percent.
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Krispy Kreme Calendar Girls may be facing hard times and were heard cursing Dr Atkins at a recent news conference. They were key suspects in a recent donut truck theft. Cops were found eating the donuts after the truck was recovered.

So What if Only Two Reindeer Were Illuminated

by pissed off patricia

Last night we attended the local Christmas Parade. This was not Macy's Christmas parade, no not even close, but it has become a tradition, and it has all the necessary ingredients for a parade. The parade consisted of several local high school and middle school bands, floats by different organizations, and various other marching groups.

It seemed that last night's parade had more religious themed floats than in previous years. Some went way out there. One particular float was built to represent the tomb where Christ had apparently risen during the Easter season. He wasn't present, so we had to assume that he had already departed or risen. Maybe they came up with the idea because it was just plain easy to do. There was a very large paper mache gray tomb. You could have almost squeezed a Volkswagen beetle in there. Inside you could see what appeared to be a bed sheet illuminated by blue lights. Outside the tomb there was a cross covered in white twinkle lights. In front of the tomb was a sign that read "water into wine" with a self returning water stream. Don't ask. I have no idea.

There was another float that depicted the birth of Jesus. Little kids and adults played the part of the traditional players. One gentleman on the float bore a striking resemblance to Bill O'Reilly. This gentleman wore a crown. Not just any crown, mind you. This was major crownage. We couldn't figure out who he was supposed to be unless he was the one and only Wiseman. No one else got to wear such a headpiece.

Then comes the local twirling squads. Yes indeed, parents pay their good, hard earned money so little Linda Lou can learn the much demanded skill of baton twirling. These were little girls and they were hilarious as they marched (okay, walked in some sort of rhythm) and twirled those lighted batons. Ever so often in some sort of unison, the batons flew up into the air like drunken missiles. Mostly it was chaos because batons were meeting with little female heads and the ground more often than they were returning to the hands of the twirlers. It made for good entertainment.

Gone were the marching Vietnam vets, my favorites. I would like to know why they didn't appear as they have in years past. Present were the local ROTC kids, perhaps future Iraqi war fodder. They were chanting some sort of cadence. We couldn't understand what they were saying.

Yes sirree, we attended the Christmas parade Americana. We saw the Jeep club drive past in their decorated Jeeps. We saw the classic automobile club drive by in their decorated classic autos. We saw the bands and the horses. We saw the fancier floats from the fancier schools. We saw every kid who belongs to the girl and boy scouts. We saw the Knights of Columbus with their stern faces and their silent screams to halt all abortions. We saw church floats and we saw the float built and decorated by the mentally and physically challenged people of the area. By the way, these folks did a hell of a good job. Bands, floats, marching kids, foul ups, music, cars..........we saw it all. We caught the candy tossed out by the parade participants and we gave it to the kid who didn't stand a chance in hell of catching any for himself. Oh boy, this was Americana illustrated so well. I don't think Norman Rockwell could have done any better.

When the grand finale was approaching something went haywire. Santa's big float, which bore a cardboard depiction of each and every one of his reindeer, had an electrical problem leaving only two of his reindeer illuminated. Even Rudolph was in the dark, nose to tail. So what? Who cares? Santa was up there on the back of a decorated big sixteen wheeler. There he was in his red suit and his white beard. His microphone was still working so he could be heard to yell Merry Christmas to all. Sure, why not? Who cares if the damned deer weren’t lit up? For that moment in the universe, for that moment in time and lives, Santa Claus was there, and after all, isn't that what we all went to see? Damned straight! It wasn't Macy's Christmas parade but what the hell, Santa Clause thought it important enough to show up. Ha, Macy's, take that!

So how do you come down after the Christmas parade high? Maybe if you're lucky, you don't. Maybe if you're lucky you realize that even with all the misery and the atrocious events that are occurring every day in our world, it's fun and it's okay to watch America march by, listen to high school bands play Christmas music and watch wee baton twirlers try to avoid serious head injuries. Maybe you just sort of forget that only two of Santa's reindeer were illuminated. It's not about how bright the lights were or how many were functioning, it's about what you saw. And we saw it all last night at the annual Christmas parade, USA.

Friday, December 3

Thursday, December 2

Woman News

Ladies, I found this website Ewomansnews.org this morning.
Where have I been?

I suppose with all the viagra that's being peddled to men these days, it's hard for a woman to keep up or to even keep her man. The drug companies are having a hard time coming up with a 'women's' viagra because women are physiologically different from men. No kidding. The FDA has yet to approve any sexual potency drugs for women so over the counter herbal remedies seem to be filling that niche even though no one is really sure if they are effective. Who knew?
What happened to a couple of cocktails?

Here on Lawn Guyland, teenage girls have nose jobs over holiday breaks from school or for graduation presents. Most of them need it in order to meet today's tough beauty standards. Poor things. I read that teenaged girls, particularly in Texas and California, are getting boob jobs for Sweet 16 or Graduation. Breasts are a $7,000 fashion accessory now. It's very hard to be a teenaged girl. I must be old. If we had body image issues back in the day, we just starved ourselves, got a new haircut and new makeup. Everyone was so stoned that it really didn't matter anyway.

Women are seeking vaginal and labia surgery to conform more with the porn industry. Oh come on. Men do not care as long as ... well nevermind ... "She was 20 years old and had never contemplated plastic surgery. But one day at the gym, the pretty, smooth-faced receptionist in a Los Angeles doctor's office looked at her vagina and noticed that her inner vaginal labia stuck out past her outer labia. She was horrified."
What the hell was she doing looking down there? Is it not enough that women have to wear uncomfortable shoes and search for a good long lasting lipstick?

Didn't their mothers tell them to save all this surgery for after they have children when they may really really need it? And what is with this Asian-American eyelid surgery craze?

In South America where abortion is illegal and yet the abortion rate is very high, women are dying from illegal abortions. Other women are mangled and when they go to the hospital to get help, some are allowed to bleed to death or they are reported and prosecuted by the law. Lovely. Don't move there. Gender inequality is the number one reason for such a high rate of abortions. They have that Latin man machismo thang. Men should be sexually active and women are not supposed to be sexually active. Um, er, who are they supposed to be sexually active with then? Their burros?

I don't know, between these puritan assholes trying to needle their way into the government to stifle women and then young women being surgically altered to please I don't know who and giving it up for some guy you know is never going to call, we have some serious women's issues to deal with, don't we? I'm not blaming this all on men or anything (unless the shoe fits). Uh parents, where are you? Women fought to get equal rights with men but there is still this underlying current that women have to be gorgeous ( in the nude too) to get a good job or to get a man. I really don't think that your average good man really cares about this stuff. They want food, sex and tv pretty much. Men are so simple. Why do women have to be so complicated?