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Sunday, December 19

Seasons Greetings As Per The Nightly News

by Blondesense

Deck the halls with fire retardant holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to avoid folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we gender appropriate apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Singing un-offensive carols,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing UL lights before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Keep the tree well watered and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Check the toys with merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or junior'll choke on christmas treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast the way the old pet passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
If it eats the Christmas plants-es,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don't leave burning candles unattended
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or sit on broken chairs unmended
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drunken drivers're out to bid you a
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Snow and ice and rain will skid you
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Refrigerate leftover foo-ood.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Or you won't feel so very goo-ood.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Now you have no real good reason
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
T0 enjoy the holiday season
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

HO HO HO
Merry Christmas
HO HO HO

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