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Thursday, December 16

The Media Does Christmas

and You Better Watch Out

The media says to deck those halls, but heed all the warning.

Watch out for toys that will murder your child.
Watch out for toys that will break and harm your child.
Watch out for plants that could poison your child.
Watch out for plants that could poison your pet.
Watch out for dry, flammable Christmas trees.
Watch out for frayed cords on Christmas lights.
Watch out for space heaters.
Watch out for overloading electric sockets.
Watch out for fires.
Watch out for identity theft on the internet when ordering merchandise.
Watch out for drunk drivers.
Watch out for too much religious stuff.
Watch out for not enough religious stuff.
Watch out for this and watch out for that.

You have to wonder how many people made it safely through Christmases before the media began to tell us, you better "watch out".

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