Presidential Bulges

Debate 1

Debate 2

Mission Accomplished

Karl Rove speaks to the president through various bulges as evidences by photos above.

The Media are such whores though. The NY Times just goes ahead and reports that no, the president was not wearing a wire because his handlers say he wasn't wearing one.

"It was most likely a rumpling of that portion of his suit jacket, or a wrinkle in the fabric."

Ms. Devenish could not say why the "rumpling" was rectangular.

Nor was the bulge from a bulletproof vest, according to campaign and White House officials; they said Mr. Bush was not wearing one.

End of story.

UPDATE: Master tailor Frank Shattuck says: "There's definitely something there, in between the shoulder blades," he said, checking pictures from both debates. "I can't say what it is, but it's not hidden very well. They should have come to me. I can hide a pistol under the breast...

"...maybe all [Bush's] winking was at the guy feeding him information... And he kept jumping off that stool like he just got an answer." NY DAILY NEWS



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