Triumph The Insult Comic Dog visits the after debate spin room and really gives us all the poop. heh. View the video here.
Here are some excerpts:
Triumph asks: "You have no shame... Here's what I want to know. What if the president took a dump on the stage tonight, how would you spin it?"
Answer: It would be hard to spin
Triumph: Oh you could do it. You'd say that the president looked very comfortable up there.
Triumph to another spinner: Can you spin a woman into thinking that you don't look gross in the shower?
Triumph to Greta Van Susteren: Can I get Bill O'Reilly's cell phone number? C'mon I'll bring the vibrator.
And to some other woman: A lot of people think he should appeal more to women because he's a douche. [bush] ....Have a safe trip back to Stepford.
To Karl Rove: You're bush's brains, KKKarl. I was expecting a much smaller man.
To Ralph Reed.: I don't take questions from dogs.
Triumph: Oh you'll take it bitch.
If you are against gay rights, you ought to take that pole out of your ass!
Some other guy to Triumph: You're insulting me and you got a hand up your butt.
Triumph: And you don't?