ANOTHER ONE FROM THE EEEEEWWWWW FILES:
By way of Jesus' General, we find this article at Smoking Gun:
Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench
" JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.
"... Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." [Judge Donald D.] Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial."
If trials turned him on that much, why did he need the pump? Just asking.